Tópico oficial do Rugby

[Corrosivo]

muito gostaste tu desse smiley

[Baggy_29]

Schalk Burger is so tuff that:-

When Schalk Burger does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.

When Schalk Burger goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Schalk Burgered.







When the Tokoloshe goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Schalk Burger.

Schalk Burger counted to infinity - twice.



Schalk Burger invented every colour. Except pink. Percy Montgomery invented pink.



Schalk Burger's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Schalk Burger gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Schalk Burger can slam a revolving door.

Some kids p*ss their name in the snow. Schalk Burger can p*ss his name into concrete.

Schalk Burger's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No-one fools Schalk Burger .

Schalk Burger can speak Braille.

Schalk Burger's tears cure cancer. Too bad he hs never cried. Ever.

Superman owns a pair of Schalk Burger pyjamas.

Schalk Burger owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Schalk Burger sleeps with a night light. Not because Schalk Burger is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Schalk Burger ..

Once a cobra bit Schalk Burger's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Schalk Burger divides by zero.

When Schalk Burger exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Schalk Burger doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now".

Schalk Burger sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Schalk Burger spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciatesirony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Schalk Burger can kill two stones with one bird.

Schalk Burger once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression "Sh**ing bricks" wasn't just a figure of speech.

The only time Schalk Burger was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake

[Bola7]

 

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[pcssousa]

Então mas isto agora também já é tópico de deuses?

[fish]

Então mas isto agora também já é tópico de deuses?

[Baggy_29]

[Baggy_29]

k foi? k passou?

[4ever Red Devil]

Podes ficar contente, vais ficar para a história como a maior Spammer da história do SerBenfiquista.com

Ainda bem que não ligas muito ao futebol do Benfica se não o "Geral" já tinha sido assaltado pela Baggy... (não te preocupes que há coisas no Geral que chateiam bem mais que tu). 

[Baggy_29]

Baggyzita farta de futebol shame on her

[Baggy_29]

quando o real madrid foi a valladolid e estava a perder estava tao distraida k estava a pensar k o jogo ia acabar ao minuto 80 como no rugby depois fikei fula quando os gajos fizeram o empate ao 87'



a africa do sul vai jogar contra gales em cardiff no dia 24novembro, espero que a sptv depois transmita (e ao que parece na maxima força ... com habana, steyn, burger e matfield por exemplo)

[Patrone]

claro que transmite, enquanto o rugby andar na berra a Sporttv vai andar atrás dele...

[Baggy_29]

a sptv transmite rugby há anos, axo k desde k começou as suas emissoes ... boca em geito de brinkadeira é uma coisa, gente mal informada é outra

[Patrone]

gente mal informada? hmmm ok... leva a taça, chefe.

[Baggy_29]

se dizes k a sptv transmite rugby porke esta na moda em portugal estas concertexa mt mal informado