The book is on the table

[sigmund]

On the breasts of my little Fofinha

i think the word "sweetie" looks better on this sentence

I beg to differ, my dear...

Fofinha is the name of the goat. That's why the word starts with a capital F... So you must keep the original form, no translation allowed...

[sigmund]

Dear foreigners: don't feel disturbed but this lousy reception. Someone opened the mental disease cage hall last week, and we're still in persuit of fugitives. If you see a guy wearing very trendy women's clothes, grab him and hit him with a stick. Then, after you've washed your hands, please drag him to the nearest moderador and\or cleaning lady. By the way, he answers to the name Freud. Sigmund Freud.

I'm not sure if this nonsensical statement is meant to attack me directly, but if that's the real purpose of its author, I must confess I feel rather shocked. The one who responds to the alias of Sir, is just a "colhãoless" guy with psychiatric issues. Don't bother reading his posts as they mean very little.

[4ever Red Devil]

"colhãoless"

[lost_paradise]

Dear foreigners: don't feel disturbed but this lousy reception. Someone opened the mental disease cage hall last week, and we're still in persuit of fugitives. If you see a guy wearing very trendy women's clothes, grab him and hit him with a stick. Then, after you've washed your hands, please drag him to the nearest moderador and\or cleaning lady. By the way, he answers to the name Freud. Sigmund Freud.

bad,bad,Mary!!!!

put yourself in the corner

[lost_paradise]

"This is a song for the ladies, but fellas listen closley...

You dont always have to fuck her hard,
Infact sometimes thats not right to do.
Some times you got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too.

Some times you got to squeez!
Sometimes you got to say please!

Sometime you got to say hey,
I'm gunna fuck you...softly.
I'm gunna screw you gently.
I'm gunna hump you sweetly.
I'm gunna ball you descreetly!

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sadly,
I think I got somethin in my teeth,
Could you get it out for me?

Thats fuckin team work!

Whats your favorite positsh?
Thats cool with me,
It's not my favorite,
But I'll do it for you.

Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it,
But I'll order it from ZANZABAR!

And then I'm gunna love you completely,
And then I'll fuckin fuck you descreetly,
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely,
But then I'm gunna fuuuuck youuu harrrdd...harrddd---
haaaaard!"

[Jorge.P_]

Dear foreigners: don't feel disturbed but this lousy reception. Someone opened the mental disease cage hall last week, and we're still in persuit of fugitives. If you see a guy wearing very trendy women's clothes, grab him and hit him with a stick. Then, after you've washed your hands, please drag him to the nearest moderador and\or cleaning lady. By the way, he answers to the name Freud. Sigmund Freud.

bad,bad,Mary!!!!

put yourself in the corner

are you seeing this people???

easy to use... in one post my friend here used two tipical portuguese expressions.

don´t try this at home...

you may PUT WATER

[Clau_21]

On the breasts of my little Fofinha

i think the word "sweetie" looks better on this sentence

I beg to differ, my dear...

Fofinha is the name of the goat. That's why the word starts with a capital F... So you must keep the original form, no translation allowed...

Sorry.. i thought that the name of your goat was Sir and the nickname fofinha was just a lovely way to call her in your close moments

[sigmund]

On the breasts of my little Fofinha

i think the word "sweetie" looks better on this sentence

I beg to differ, my dear...

Fofinha is the name of the goat. That's why the word starts with a capital F... So you must keep the original form, no translation allowed...

Sorry.. i thought that the name of your goat was Sir and the nickname fofinha was just a lovely way to call her in your close moments

You are totally right on one thing: Sir is probably someone's personal goat, but fortunately not mine. I don't even have a goat, I have a cow. It has great titties and I enjoy spending my spare time sucking on its nipples. I carry a picture of it with me the whole time. Wanna see?



She's my own Fofinha.

[VanBasten]

Put a keep are you, to all of you...specially to The Brokeback Moderators!

[LeoG]

the very best translation i've seen for a while : tás aqui tás a comer -> you're here you're eating.
By the way, welcome foreigners. We accept euros and dollars.

[Samu]

you are good as corn (és boa como o milho)

very good, very good....

[red storm]

Dear foreigners: don't feel disturbed but this lousy reception. Someone opened the mental disease cage hall last week, and we're still in persuit of fugitives. If you see a guy wearing very trendy women's clothes, grab him and hit him with a stick. Then, after you've washed your hands, please drag him to the nearest moderador and\or cleaning lady. By the way, he answers to the name Freud. Sigmund Freud.

And he is the general manager in the "Yellow House" ,a prestigious, never the less a bit dodgy institution. 

[RuiS]

Alguem que me traduza isto sff 


"You're a touch overrated you're a lush and i hate it"

Thank's !

[Bakero]

"This is a song for the ladies, but fellas listen closley...

You dont always have to fuck her hard,
Infact sometimes thats not right to do.
Some times you got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too.

Some times you got to squeez!
Sometimes you got to say please!

Sometime you got to say hey,
I'm gunna fuck you...softly.
I'm gunna screw you gently.
I'm gunna hump you sweetly.
I'm gunna ball you descreetly!

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sadly,
I think I got somethin in my teeth,
Could you get it out for me?

Thats fuckin team work!

Whats your favorite positsh?
Thats cool with me,
It's not my favorite,
But I'll do it for you.

Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it,
But I'll order it from ZANZABAR!

And then I'm gunna love you completely,
And then I'll fuckin fuck you descreetly,
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely,
But then I'm gunna fuuuuck youuu harrrdd...harrddd---
haaaaard!"

Fabulosos Tenacious D!   

[lost_paradise]

On the breasts of my little Fofinha

i think the word "sweetie" looks better on this sentence

I beg to differ, my dear...

Fofinha is the name of the goat. That's why the word starts with a capital F... So you must keep the original form, no translation allowed...

Sorry.. i thought that the name of your goat was Sir and the nickname fofinha was just a lovely way to call her in your close moments

You are totally right on one thing: Sir is probably someone's personal goat, but fortunately not mine. I don't even have a goat, I have a cow. It has great titties and I enjoy spending my spare time sucking on its nipples. I carry a picture of it with me the whole time. Wanna see?



She's my own Fofinha.

Are you aware of the risks of having a cow???

Didnt you heard of the crazy cow desease???

Its very dangerous.Let me give you an advice.

You should have a cat.like this one:



The best thing about my cat,is that she doesnt drop hair and doesnt have drastic changes of humour.
As long I give her milk,she is  happy!!!

Im thinking of making procriation of cats,and in the near future I can provide you one!!!

think about it.

BTW, I remember another problem of having a cow.Where do you keep it?
Because a cow can make serious damage,in terms of shit...