The book is on the table

[lost_paradise]

from this day forward I will educate the English native speakers,in order to, they can learn a few portuguese expressions so essencial to their interaction with us:

1."You are here,you are eating!!!"
T: tas aqui, tas a comer!

2."put yourself in the corner!!"
T: põe-te na alheta!!!"

3. " look its not,look its not!!!"
T:"olhe que não,olhe que não!"

this was your first lesson.In the next lesson you will learn, what do you have to say in order to score with portuguese girls.

BTW, score means facturar

regards.

[sigmund]

Two more:

Trust the Virgin and don't run (Fia-te na virgem e não corras).

Put yourself at stick (Põe-te a pau)

[Jorge.P_]

few more:

"bad bad mary!"-->mau mau maria

"here have cat!"-->aqui ha gato

"of two, one"-->das duas, uma

"thinking died a donkey"-->a pensar morreu um burro

"you are putting water"-->tas a meter agua

"kill two rabbits in one soap"-->matar dois coelhos numa cajadada

"you don't give one to the box!"-->nao das uma para a caixa!


thank you

[sigmund]

you are good as corn (és boa como o milho)

[Yashin®]

few more:

"bad bad mary!"-->mau mau maria

"here have cat!"-->aqui ha gato

"of two, one"-->das duas, uma

"thinking died a donkey"-->a pensar morreu um burro

"you are putting water"-->tas a meter agua

"kill two rabbits in one soap"-->matar dois coelhos numa cajadada

"you don't give one to the box!"-->nao das uma para a caixa!


thank you

(Is this a portuguese smiley?)

[lost_paradise]

Me and my fellow coworkers have been giving you all  a guide to a happy and successful life in Portugal.

Dont forget one thing.When you say this expressions you have to look convincing.


Lesson Nº 2

how to score with girls

I will give you a scale of how to score with girls.It starts with 1 and ends with 5.
I will not give you the translation because these expressions cant be translated.
You will have to trust us.
1 is a very subtle and pollite way to score.But if you want to try something more bold and daring I recommend you to chose the 4 or 5 level.

1. "se morresse agora depois de te ver,morria feliz"
2. "és linda de morrer"
3. "comia-te toda"
4  "mandava-te uma que ficavas uma semana a coxear"
5  "Ó Zita, dá cá o Befe"

More lessons will be given shortly

stay tuned

[Clau_21]

Não avacalhem isto por favor, vocês são terríveis.
Brave, tens ai uns errinhos.

ya, acredito... ainda tenho de aprender mto de ingles...
Se me pudessem indicar quais ficava agradecido...

in english please




Shame on you guys even in english you have to "avacalhate"

[sigmund]

Me and my fellow coworkers have been giving you all  a guide to a happy and successful life in Portugal.

Dont forget one thing.When you say this expressions you have to look convincing.


Lesson Nº 2

how to score with girls

I will give you a scale of how to score with girls.It starts with 1 and ends with 5.
I will not give you the translation because these expressions cant be translated.
You will have to trust us.
1 is a very subtle and pollite way to score.But if you want to try something more bold and daring I recommend you to chose the 4 or 5 level.

1. "se morresse agora depois de te ver,morria feliz"
2. "és linda de morrer"
3. "comia-te toda"
4  "mandava-te uma que ficavas uma semana a coxear"
5  "Ó Zita, dá cá o Befe"

More lessons will be given shortly

stay tuned

The translation:

If I died now after seeing you, I'd die happy.
You are dead gorgeous (this one they have)
I'd eat every inch of you!
I'd give you one so hard that would stop you from walking for a whole week!
Oh Zita, bring me the Beef!

[Clau_21]

And very important.. if you actually score with a young and beautiful girl ask her:

"na tua casa ou na minha?"

translation: "in your house or mine?"

[sigmund]

A few more:

oh hun... with a piece of ass like yours... you're invited to my house just to shit!
I dream of you being a chewing gum, just so I could eat you all day.
Nice legs... what time do they open?
I wish you were a chicken, just to put a stick up your ass and make you sweat...
You're not bad. I've had worse and I even had to pay for it.
Hey, hun... Today's your birthday! Come here and blow the candle!
Oh good one... I'd like to make you a dress of saliva!
With you... I'd dig until I found Oil!
Hey, babe... Do you know where your clothes would look nice? On my bedroom's floor...
With a piece of ass like yours... You must shit candies!
Your ass is like an onion... It makes me cry!

Don't worry. I'll be back.

[sigmund]

A great song we have:

I like to suck on the little goat's titties

When I was born, my mother had no milk
I was raised by a rejected calf
I sucked on cows and every other thing with breasts
I grew up this way
I got spoiled!

Nowadays I'm a man and I found myself a little goat!
I spend all my day sucking
On the breasts of my little Fofinha

I like to suck on the little goat's titties...
I like to suck on the little goat's titties...

[Clau_21]

On the breasts of my little Fofinha

i think the word "sweetie" looks better on this sentence

[Roke_SLB]

Another one:

"So.. we fuck now or should I apologize?!"

[Sir]

Dear foreigners: don't feel disturbed but this lousy reception. Someone opened the mental disease cage hall last week, and we're still in persuit of fugitives. If you see a guy wearing very trendy women's clothes, grab him and hit him with a stick. Then, after you've washed your hands, please drag him to the nearest moderador and\or cleaning lady. By the way, he answers to the name Freud. Sigmund Freud.

[slb_cas]

On the breasts of my little Fofinha

i think the word "sweetie" looks better on this sentence