Tradução: compradores de ilusões aka apoiantes da estrutura, do Rui Vitória e do Eliseu
Here is a thread for everyone who still believes in Louis Philip Saw Threshing-Floor, Sundays Soundings of Olivetree, Roy Jelly-beans of the Bramble, Peter War and John Gabriel and in the good work they are doing with what concerns our great club enterprising group of Sport Lisbon and Wellstay.
This is also a thread for people who believe in the competence, politeness, companionship and psychology/physical education-orientated training of Roy Win and his team.
Finally, supporters of badly-loved players such as He-and-his, Raul Gin Minus, That Liver, Car Cell and Trabat can come here too to express their angst of what those insensitive associated and sympathizers of our team are saying about their professionalism.
Tradução:
Aqui está uma thread para todos os que acreditam no Luís Filipe Vi Eira, Domingos Soares de Oliveira, Rui Gomes da Silva, Pedro Guerra e João Gabriel e no excelente trabalho que têm vindo a fazer com o nosso grandioso clube grupo empresarial do Sport Lisboa e Benfica.
Isto também é um tópico para quem acredita na competência na competência, boa educação, companheirismo e treino orientado para a psicologia e educação física de Rui Vitória e sua equipa técnica.
Finalmente, apoiantes de mal amados como Eliseu, Raul Jimenez, Talisca, Carcela e Taarabt também podem vir aqui expressar o seu constrangimento para com os adeptos e sócios insensíveis que os acusam de falta de profissionalismo.
Nomenclature
Structure
President: Louis Philip Saw Threshing-Floor
Money Guy: Sundays Soundings of Olivetree
SIC parrot: Roy Jelly-beans of the Bramble
TVI parrot: Peter War
King Parrot: John Gabriel
Department of justice with bare hands: Roy Coast
Department of what really matters (West side): Lawrence Peartree Rabbit
Department of what really matters (East side): Sheu What
Department of the Sportinguization: Mounting George Sheep
Department of Butchery: Benedict Little Pig
Department of Moar Butchery: Brewno Mengive
The manipulators of the football destroying machine/compressor roll
Roy Win
Arnold Have Smell
Serge Little Bottle
Paul Big Moorish
Get Me Nervous 3,14 Etra
Mark Peterish
Lewis Stevens
Our Heroes/Guys you ask autographs and mock on BeingWellstayist.com
1. Is Of Sound
2. Smooth Male Prefix Lopez
3. The Grimi that matters
4. Big Louis
5. Bean Czar
6. ABSOLUTELY NOBODY FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS
7. Sa-Sea-Laughs
9. Raul Gin Minus
10. John Ass Pistols
11. Gangsterglou
12. THE EMPEROR (always use caps lock, bitches)
13. Paul Post-Climber
14. Beauty Loft
15. Little Car
16. Here-there-and-here
17. Zivholeic
18. Save Him
19. He-and-his
20. Gone Salt Off-the-front
21. PZ
22. Frank Served
27. Raceless
28. William Fuck-it
33. Steroidel
34. Andrew Street Cleaner
37. Give Nile
50. Nel Sound Fearless
Teams that only exist so there can be someone to catch the soap
Air Hollow
Bettlehemishes
Goodview
Arsenal of the poor
Sporting of keys
Shot-ill
Fairish
From Sea
Moorish-Threshing-floorish
Fog of Wood
Steps of Female Iron Worker
Seaport
River Bird
Vice Counts of Whitewinged
Her Tone
Win of Bill-sea-frogs
Win of If-you-worth
Epá Villar, melhor thread de sempre <3
he-and-his <3
fdx :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
(http://i.imgur.com/QYLypex.jpg)
it's a pity the censoring and douchebag moderation will erase this topic and punish me for supporting my own anonymous sportship society
Citação de: Villaridis em 16 de Dezembro de 2015, 17:29
it's a pity the censoring and douchebag moderation will erase this topic and punish me for supporting my own anonymous sportship society
No one will erase this topic because you are supporting this great president (Louis Philip King Scallop) and our very successful coach (Roy Waterbottle Win)
That Liver, Car Cell, Gin Minus <3
(http://i.imgur.com/iEVCrxY.jpg?1)
Joseph little moorish is watching Wellstay vs River Bird
a threat to our enormous coach and to our great leader too! street little moorish you're not welcome!
He-and-his :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
Não sei bem o que dizer. :2funny:
Jotenko is a fag
Citação de: Jotenko em 21 de Dezembro de 2015, 18:17
Não sei bem o que dizer. :2funny:
sinto o mesmo nos teus tópicos.
(http://i.imgur.com/qa8gp.gif)
Se eu tivesse trompas de falópio, este tópico engravidava-me.
9 million Raul Gin Minus and 14 million Pizzi have scored three goals against Seaside. One more victory of the infallible structure! Long live our great leader!
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
even with the -7 i still believe wellstay is a candidate to the title, unaccording to what Man Well Big Mountain Group said
Citação de: Villaridis em 10 de Janeiro de 2016, 22:04
even with the -7 i still believe wellstay is a candidate to the title, unaccording to what Man Well Big Mountain Group said
Sinto-me deprimido, demorei a chegar lá. :winner:
Grande tópico. :2funny:
Citação de: O-Rível em 14 de Janeiro de 2016, 14:30
Citação de: Villaridis em 10 de Janeiro de 2016, 22:04
even with the -7 i still believe wellstay is a candidate to the title, unaccording to what Man Well Big Mountain Group said
Sinto-me deprimido, demorei a chegar lá. :winner:
Grande tópico. :2funny:
Não cheguei #xatiado
Citação de: Shoplifter20 em 14 de Janeiro de 2016, 14:49
Citação de: O-Rível em 14 de Janeiro de 2016, 14:30
Citação de: Villaridis em 10 de Janeiro de 2016, 22:04
even with the -7 i still believe wellstay is a candidate to the title, unaccording to what Man Well Big Mountain Group said
Sinto-me deprimido, demorei a chegar lá. :winner:
Grande tópico. :2funny:
Não cheguei #xatiado
Spoiler
Manuel Serrão
O0
Citação de: klaxxon em 15 de Janeiro de 2016, 17:13
Citação de: Shoplifter20 em 14 de Janeiro de 2016, 14:49
Citação de: O-Rível em 14 de Janeiro de 2016, 14:30
Citação de: Villaridis em 10 de Janeiro de 2016, 22:04
even with the -7 i still believe wellstay is a candidate to the title, unaccording to what Man Well Big Mountain Group said
Sinto-me deprimido, demorei a chegar lá. :winner:
Grande tópico. :2funny:
Não cheguei #xatiado
Spoiler
Manuel Serrão
O0
<3
"Wellstay isn't a candidate" he said
"Wellstay only depends on themselves by the 18th round" he never said
the fatman doesn't get one right. i hope Only USA Sea Tins or even Peter War confront him with these declarations tomorrow!
I guess that tomorrow Mountain Group says something like this:
«We have a new Oporto! That will eat its opponents by onionade! Championship went gone! But Little League Cup, meh! Little Portugal's Cup, meh! Zero!»
There`s something off about this topic...I know what it is...Car Cell is greatly appreciated by Wellstay fans. And now Roy Win is starting to recognise the obvious.
Other than that...keep preaching to the third ring!!!
Let`s give a royal bow to new beards and maximum of the 21st century!!! An iconic figure among Wellstay fans :bow2: :bow2: :bow2:
That nickname for the fashion guy. :bow2:
Citação de: Villaridis em 16 de Dezembro de 2015, 17:20
Finally, supporters of badly-loved players such as He-and-his, Raul Gin Minus, That Liver, Car Cell and Trabat can come here too to express their angst of what those insensitive associated and sympathizers of our team are saying about their professionalism.
Don't forget P-Z... he doesn't play an ass. :disgust:
And I would say "such liver" instead of "that liver"... O0
now there is hope! thought FC Harbor was going to buy a coach but here comes the un-disciplinator Joseph Footer! I just hope they, with much luck, get some home points against Sporting Lisbon and George Messiah.
Citação de: Villaridis em 18 de Janeiro de 2016, 22:45
now there is hope! thought FC Harbor was going to buy a coach but here comes the un-disciplinator Joseph Footer! I just hope they, with much luck, get some home points against Sporting Lisbon and George Messiah.
Chick of the Shore is betting on all the wrong horses in his old age! At least he managed to keep his "niece" safe from the insatiable Leo Garden ;D
Citação de: klaxxon em 20 de Janeiro de 2016, 21:06
Citação de: Villaridis em 18 de Janeiro de 2016, 22:45
now there is hope! thought FC Harbor was going to buy a coach but here comes the un-disciplinator Joseph Footer! I just hope they, with much luck, get some home points against Sporting Lisbon and George Messiah.
Chick of the Shore is betting on all the wrong horses in his old age! At least he managed to keep his "niece" safe from the insatiable Leo Garden ;D
Fuck eh shovel and stop be doing ridiculously bad translations that then here come the foreigners and do not understand an ass? At least say the He-and-his will now be replaced by a left side in conditions that will not bury.
What kind of godforsaken fuckery is going on around here, goddamit?
I hope Criwrongthe plays in the upcoming future.
Citação de: Cloughie em 21 de Janeiro de 2016, 14:33
I hope Criwrongthe plays in the upcoming future.
Fuck-if now it is that I fucked myself to laugh!
Citação de: Jotenko em 21 de Janeiro de 2016, 14:34
Citação de: Cloughie em 21 de Janeiro de 2016, 14:33
I hope Criwrongthe plays in the upcoming future.
Fuck-if now it is that I fucked myself to laugh!
Is that russian?
Female-big goal of Little Slice! Also, wonderful job of Nicolas Bagpipen in the third goal!
Citação de: Jotenko em 27 de Janeiro de 2016, 15:16
Female-big goal of Little Slice! Also, wonderful job of Nicolas Bagpipes in the third goal!
And nice first game from Criwrongthe.
Citação de: Cloughie em 27 de Janeiro de 2016, 15:18
Citação de: Jotenko em 27 de Janeiro de 2016, 15:16
Female-big goal of Little Slice! Also, wonderful job of Nicolas Bagpipes in the third goal!
And nice first game from Criwrongthe.
Yes good advancings through the corridor and nice crossroads to the inside of the area!
Seems like He-and-his has lost his place!
'ROY WIN' :rir:
Fuck, this topic!
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
I saw you guys talking about Man Hell Big Mountain Group, but didn't see a word to Male Stone Warfare. He has enough body fat to burn Man Hell and the other pussy fart.
And what about Roy Saints? What a jerk.
Citação de: Cloughie em 27 de Janeiro de 2016, 15:30
And what about Roy Saints? What a jerk.
Yesterday at night I passed-myself! He clearly doesn't know the rule of the out-of-the-game!
John-As clearly was before the ball before Gangsta-Glou touched it!
Citação de: Jotenko em 27 de Janeiro de 2016, 15:43
Citação de: Cloughie em 27 de Janeiro de 2016, 15:30
And what about Roy Saints? What a jerk.
Yesterday at night I passed-myself! He clearly doesn't know the rule of the out-of-the-game!
John-As clearly was before the ball before Gangsta-Glou touched it!
Don't translate everything, cargarlic.
Gangsta-Glou! :rir: :rir: :rir: :rir: :rir:
The best one! :bow2:
jotenko gay pascoal filhos de pute!!1 txupa-ma pixa caralho!11 :cheerleaders:
I would like to see Roy Saints being hit by a tits plant stick.
It's good to see the young In-Him-Sound No-Fear back on the right wing.
Citação de: sardao em 27 de Janeiro de 2016, 15:56
It's good to see the young In-Him-Sound No-Fear back on the right wing.
Yes. I think that we're well served in the right wing, with In-Him-Sound No-Fear and Male Sylvia.
The return of Nicholas Gay Tone will help the rest of the season. On the road to title!
Loads Benfica !
Citação de: Jotenko em 27 de Janeiro de 2016, 15:57
Citação de: sardao em 27 de Janeiro de 2016, 15:56
It's good to see the young In-Him-Sound No-Fear back on the right wing.
Yes. I think that we're well served in the right wing, with In-Him-Sound No-Fear and Male Sylvia.
Better than with the bloody traitor Extra Large Pear Tree
Male Sylvia is better to serve Jon-Ass and Subway-Turkey sound.
WONDERFUL NEWS: CAR WHEEL HAS SIGNED.
It was an impressive comeback of our beloved leader, who has never disappointed us in the end (well, at least since that horrible season of the pink shirts with Double Nia in the midfield and Edward Charles in the centre-back, not to mention fucking traitor pig Onion Spin Riguez). We Hope Car Wheel gives us for the minus better wins than Mark Ironer and Orderuca did in the past.
I'll just turn YouTube on and listen to Louis Cock Frog for the 53rd time today.
Citação de: Jotenko em 21 de Janeiro de 2016, 11:37
Citação de: klaxxon em 20 de Janeiro de 2016, 21:06
Citação de: Villaridis em 18 de Janeiro de 2016, 22:45
now there is hope! thought FC Harbor was going to buy a coach but here comes the un-disciplinator Joseph Footer! I just hope they, with much luck, get some home points against Sporting Lisbon and George Messiah.
Chick of the Shore is betting on all the wrong horses in his old age! At least he managed to keep his "niece" safe from the insatiable Leo Garden ;D
Fuck eh shovel and stop be doing ridiculously bad translations that then here come the foreigners and do not understand an ass? At least say the He-and-his will now be replaced by a left side in conditions that will not bury.
saw the spaniard doing a lot of burial in that Blackberry Rancid midfield
Careyelet maybe will sign with some conditions made by Athletic Madrid.
Typical Louis Phillip Scallop.
I wish Car Dose would come back to Benfica.
Citação de: cmenezes em 30 de Janeiro de 2016, 10:17
I wish Car Dose would come back to Benfica.
Roy Duck Rice didn't catch that! ;D ;D
OMG DID YOU SEE THE SPRINT FROM HE-AND-HIS? HE WENT FUCKING BANANAS.
Great tri-candle from Nick Bagpipes.
And Renative No-ches has to start to miss less passes.
Also want to give strength to Readsandro.
Renative No-ches my balls.
IT'S SANCHEZ, REBORN SANCHEZ. the name is so badass you stop trying to translate into anything else.
and for the centre-back is SMOOTH MALE PREFIX
i'll put a list of our structure's, technical body and football team's names in the first post.
He-and-his playing well :O
Some weeks ago I thought he was going to be relegated to the bench by Grym Ald
"Sheu What" almost made me spit a lung irl. :D :winner:
Citação de: O-Rível em 01 de Fevereiro de 2016, 10:14
"Sheu What" almost made me spit a lung irl. :D :winner:
:2funny:
Citação de: Villaridis em 10 de Janeiro de 2016, 22:04
even with the -7 i still believe wellstay is a candidate to the title, unaccording to what Man Well Big Mountain Group said
My dear, we write "Wellstay" with capital "W".
Wellstay.
Are you an infiltration?
How many goals did Eusebio scored in the Champions League final of 60/61 against Barcelona?
Citação de: Cloughie em 27 de Janeiro de 2016, 15:30
And what about Roy Saints? What a jerk.
I've said it once and I'll say it again.
Roy Saint's hair is the proof that medicine already allows successful pubic hair transplants.
There. I said it. If you look closely, you'll see I'm right.
Citação de: Tijuana em 01 de Fevereiro de 2016, 12:58
Citação de: Villaridis em 10 de Janeiro de 2016, 22:04
even with the -7 i still believe wellstay is a candidate to the title, unaccording to what Man Well Big Mountain Group said
My dear, we write "Wellstay" with capital "W".
Wellstay.
Are you an infiltration?
How many goals did Eusebio scored in the Champions League final of 60/61 against Barcelona?
Zero, I Greasio didn't even play that game against Boat and Tarpaulin
Thank god the transfer market has closed, I'm very proud that our great leader Louis Philip Saw Threshing-Floor refused that 20M bid on our great left-back He-and-his, he his the best left-back in our league.
Shouldn't our number 18 be called Salt Seen-him?
After all his full name is It's From Burn Salt Seen Him.
Citação de: O-Rível em 01 de Fevereiro de 2016, 10:14
"Sheu What" almost made me spit a lung irl. :D :winner:
:rir: :rir:
Why i only saw this now?
Citação de: sagan1976 em 05 de Fevereiro de 2016, 13:30
Shouldn't our number 18 be called Salt Seen-him?
After all his full name is It's From Burn Salt Seen Him.
Exactly! Just like the best left-back in our league, He-and-his.
Citação de: crowseye em 05 de Fevereiro de 2016, 14:09
Citação de: sagan1976 em 05 de Fevereiro de 2016, 13:30
Shouldn't our number 18 be called Salt Seen-him?
After all his full name is It's From Burn Salt Seen Him.
Exactly! Just like the best left-back in our league, He-and-his.
He-and-His is the best. I compare him to the likes of Shovel-Naked-Former Deftones bassist.
What the hell am i talking about? Shovel-Naked-Former Deftones Bassist was a right back. His colleague on the left side was... there's not a good enough translation for Roberto Carlos.
Citação de: Tijuana em 01 de Fevereiro de 2016, 12:58
Citação de: Villaridis em 10 de Janeiro de 2016, 22:04
even with the -7 i still believe wellstay is a candidate to the title, unaccording to what Man Well Big Mountain Group said
My dear, we write "Wellstay" with capital "W".
Wellstay.
Are you an infiltration?
How many goals did Eusebio scored in the Champions League final of 60/61 against Barcelona?
Shouldn't Eusébio be I-Fence-And-The? Or is this an offense to the Holy Mantle?
Who's gonna be the double of centrals now that Big Louis is again injured? Our other central "I've-Read-Male-Sandra" is also injured. :-(
I guess Sa-Sea-Is will take their place?
His Jar and Sa-Sea-Is is too risky! :buck2:
Probably it will be "I-saw super hero read n'computer off"
Citação de: SonicYouth em 05 de Fevereiro de 2016, 16:35
Probably it will be "I-saw super hero read n'computer off"
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
This topic is from car garlic, seriously. :2funny:
Don't Force it. it's fucking Beauty Loft.
I'm the thread owner
I create the characters
Go do a german thread instead
Call it Bin Gesundbleibt!
Well fuck you.
This is a public forum and the beauty of it relies in sharing.
1) Sundays All May The Lime has to get our handball section in order :police:
2) George Bubblicious is a great mother f*****
3) He-And-His is a great defender for "Tugão"
4) John Ass Pistols is the god of goals
5) Sea Ass Silver is the king of Olympia
6) Louis Philipp Saw threshing-floor is the EARS PRESIDENT
7) Bruno of Car Galic is a facebook clown
8) Last but not least, Sucker Axe is a peaceful farmer... or not
:smokin:
Citação de: KamikazeSLB em 09 de Fevereiro de 2016, 09:21
1) Sundays All May The Lime has to get our handball section in order :police:
2) George Bubblicious is a great mother f*****
3) He-And-His is a great defender for "Tugão"
4) John Ass Pistols is the god of goals
5) Sea Ass Silver is the king of Olympia
6) Louis Philipp Saw threshing-floor is the EARS PRESIDENT
7) Bruno of Car Galic is a facebook clown
8) Last but not least, Sucker Axe is a peaceful farmer... or not
:smokin:
Bruno Oaktree.
Citação de: crowseye em 09 de Fevereiro de 2016, 10:42
Citação de: KamikazeSLB em 09 de Fevereiro de 2016, 09:21
1) Sundays All May The Lime has to get our handball section in order :police:
2) George Bubblicious is a great mother f*****
3) He-And-His is a great defender for "Tugão"
4) John Ass Pistols is the god of goals
5) Sea Ass Silver is the king of Olympia
6) Louis Philipp Saw threshing-floor is the EARS PRESIDENT
7) Bruno of Car Galic is a facebook clown
8) Last but not least, Sucker Axe is a peaceful farmer... or not
:smokin:
Bruno Oaktree.
Bruno
of Oaktree
O0
thanks to all wellstayists for the support of this thread, since i opened it we won all matches in a row.
now let's sing a song for out great coach Roy Charles Pine of Win
I close my eyes and stand there grinning,
We cant stop winning,
Youd be grinning too.
When I first came,
I was wearing crimson,
Could have managed Sporting Lisbon,
Any team will do.
I drank my water,
The world is priceless,
I've got Raul Gin Minus & He-and-his too.
I switched them to the wings,
They all are mocking,
But I like crossing.
Any team will do.
Citação de: Villaridis em 10 de Fevereiro de 2016, 20:59
thanks to all wellstayists for the support of this thread, since i opened it we won all matches in a row.
now let's sing a song for out great coach Roy Charles Pine of Win
I close my eyes and stand there grinning,
We cant stop winning,
Youd be grinning too.
When I first came,
I was wearing crimson,
Could have managed Sporting Lisbon,
Any team will do.
I drank my water,
The world is priceless,
I've got Raul Gin Minus & He-and-his too.
I switched them to the wings,
They all are mocking,
But I like crossing.
Any team will do.
Fuck the singings and let's write down the starting 11 in the Wellstay x Seaport topic!
I first thought this was a spam advertising thread made by a bot.
haaaaaa spoke too early. i loved the effect that our substitutions had yesterday. Such Liver was enormous at corners to the first post and the sprints in slow-slower-stopped speed Salt Seen Him did were fatigating for the sight!
Thank You, Saw Threshing-floor
Citação de: Villaridis em 13 de Fevereiro de 2016, 22:27
haaaaaa spoke too early. i loved the effect that our substitutions had yesterday. Such Liver was enormous at corners to the first post and the sprints in slow-slower-stopped speed Salt Seen Him did were fatigating for the sight!
Thank You, Saw Threshing-floor
Salt Saw Him offered nothing to the game, as it was expected. I didn't understand that sub!
Citação de: Jotenko em 15 de Fevereiro de 2016, 12:00
Citação de: Villaridis em 13 de Fevereiro de 2016, 22:27
haaaaaa spoke too early. i loved the effect that our substitutions had yesterday. Such Liver was enormous at corners to the first post and the sprints in slow-slower-stopped speed Salt Seen Him did were fatigating for the sight!
Thank You, Saw Threshing-floor
Salt See Him offered nothing to the game, as it was expected. I didn't understand that sub!
Salt Saw Him... Please correct that scene, bro.
Finally Andrew Good Towns loses a game here. Shit, man. And with the B team playing.
Right!
Now it's time to think about Steps Of Female Metal Worker.
Never forget.
Yesterday The Incredible Hulk was drowned by the lead tail of Elisha.
Citação de: Hofstede1904 em 17 de Fevereiro de 2016, 11:21
Never forget.
Yesterday The Incredible Hulk was drowned by the lead tail of Elisha.
???
You mean He-and-his?
Citação de: Jotenko em 17 de Fevereiro de 2016, 11:25
Citação de: Hofstede1904 em 17 de Fevereiro de 2016, 11:21
Never forget.
Yesterday The Incredible Hulk was drowned by the lead tail of Elisha.
???
You mean He-and-his?
Yes.
Sorry for the mistake.
But he has a huge tail of lead.
Citação de: Jotenko em 05 de Fevereiro de 2016, 16:59
This topic is from car garlic, seriously. :2funny:
car garlic? lol :rir:
yes, He-and-his put Dr Bruce Banner inside the pocket!
Citação de: Jotenko em 17 de Fevereiro de 2016, 10:50
Right!
Now it's time to think about Steps Of The Female Metal Worker.
Steps of the Female Metal Worker is a fucking win. As in Roy Win kind of win.
Citação de: sagan1976 em 20 de Fevereiro de 2016, 14:46
Citação de: Jotenko em 17 de Fevereiro de 2016, 10:50
Right!
Now it's time to think about Steps Of The Female Metal Worker.
Steps of the Female Metal Worker is a fucking win. As in Roy Win kind of win.
a 6-0 against Bettlehemishes and Air Hollow or a 0-3 home loss against the Vice Counts of Whitewinged?
Nice goal from Diego Jay, although Julius could have done better. He-and-his will not be playing against Wood Union due to a forced yellow card.
Next stop: Wood Union.
What an incredible topic, shovel.
About the next match against Wood Union, I really hope Roy Win gives an opportunity to Nelson If-Fear...Andrew is a good boy, but Nelson If-Fear is the best player.
Jones will score for sure.
George Jesus won't be losing points on monday, so it's all in our hands.
Jesus Christ what a steal-portuguese-wheat-sausage in yesterday's Seaport's game!
And don't come to myself here with shits!
Citação de: misticaslb em 21 de Fevereiro de 2016, 00:05
What an incredible topic, shovel.
About the next match against Wood Union, I really hope Roy Win gives an opportunity to Nelson If-Fear...Andrew is a good boy, but Nelson If-Fear is the best player.
Jones will score for sure.
George Jesus won't be losing points on monday, so it's all in our hands.
I doubt that Nel Sound Fearless will play.
Only plays if any injury attack Andrew Street Cleaner.
Citação de: Hofstede1904 em 23 de Fevereiro de 2016, 12:12
Citação de: misticaslb em 21 de Fevereiro de 2016, 00:05
What an incredible topic, shovel.
About the next match against Wood Union, I really hope Roy Win gives an opportunity to Nelson If-Fear...Andrew is a good boy, but Nelson If-Fear is the best player.
Jones will score for sure.
George Jesus won't be losing points on monday, so it's all in our hands.
I doubt that Nel Sound Fearless will play.
Only plays if any injury attack Andrew Street Cleaner.
finally someone got it
Citação de: Villaridis em 24 de Fevereiro de 2016, 02:03
Citação de: Hofstede1904 em 23 de Fevereiro de 2016, 12:12
Citação de: misticaslb em 21 de Fevereiro de 2016, 00:05
What an incredible topic, shovel.
About the next match against Wood Union, I really hope Roy Win gives an opportunity to Nelson If-Fear...Andrew is a good boy, but Nelson If-Fear is the best player.
Jones will score for sure.
George Jesus won't be losing points on monday, so it's all in our hands.
I doubt that Nel Sound Fearless will play.
Only plays if any injury attack Andrew Street Cleaner.
finally someone got it
Great topic!
I did not understand the Street Cleaner at first, but after some searching on the internet I found some information on the origin of the word in Cyber-doubts. (A large portion of the street cleaners of Lisbon in the beginning of the 20th century were from a village called Street Cleaner, in the Keep It district.) Always learning!
Don't you think that Roy Victory is strikingly similar in his physical appearance with the deceased actor Joseph Good Life, who participated in Welcome to 'Close-ouches' ?
Citação de: Villaridis em 24 de Fevereiro de 2016, 02:03
Citação de: Hofstede1904 em 23 de Fevereiro de 2016, 12:12
Citação de: misticaslb em 21 de Fevereiro de 2016, 00:05
What an incredible topic, shovel.
About the next match against Wood Union, I really hope Roy Win gives an opportunity to Nelson If-Fear...Andrew is a good boy, but Nelson If-Fear is the best player.
Jones will score for sure.
George Jesus won't be losing points on monday, so it's all in our hands.
I doubt that Nel Sound Fearless will play.
Only plays if any injury attack Andrew Street Cleaner.
finally someone got it
Stop being so strict.
Translated names can be funny in many different ways: funny because of the meaning of the names, funny because of the phonetic similarities, etc... Stop acting like a mini-fucking-Hitler ffs.
Roy, we all know you come here and read us... PLEEEEEASE save Reborn for the big match!!!
Such Liver or even PZ would effortlessly do the job.
Nel Sound Fearless as RB, Andrew Street Cleaner as LB... sorted!
COME ON, LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! :slb2:
Nothing better than a win on your 112th birthday!
Citação de: Jotenko em 25 de Fevereiro de 2016, 15:52
Citação de: Villaridis em 24 de Fevereiro de 2016, 02:03
Citação de: Hofstede1904 em 23 de Fevereiro de 2016, 12:12
Citação de: misticaslb em 21 de Fevereiro de 2016, 00:05
What an incredible topic, shovel.
About the next match against Wood Union, I really hope Roy Win gives an opportunity to Nelson If-Fear...Andrew is a good boy, but Nelson If-Fear is the best player.
Jones will score for sure.
George Jesus won't be losing points on monday, so it's all in our hands.
I doubt that Nel Sound Fearless will play.
Only plays if any injury attack Andrew Street Cleaner.
finally someone got it
Stop being so strict.
Translated names can be funny in many different ways: funny because of the meaning of the names, funny because of the phonetic similarities, etc... Stop acting like a mini-fucking-Hitler ffs.
this is not a dictature this is a muscled democracy
Dear fans who want Racelessel Rattle to play in the starting 11 against Wood Union: we're not the Vicecounts of Whitewinged. We don't launch players who haven't played a single minute with Wellstay's shirt in an official match. We will use Such Liver or PZ and it won't suck that bad because they are capable of doing so against these crappy teams (with much respect). Although i would rather play with Fearless and Sil-seen-him in the back wings and use Street Cleaner and Kami-sama laughs in the midfield.
Citação de: MikeSLB4Ever em 26 de Fevereiro de 2016, 11:52
Roy, we all know you come here and read us... PLEEEEEASE save Reborn for the big match!!!
Such Liver or even PZ would effortlessly do the job.
Nel Sound Fearless as RB, Andrew Street Cleaner as LB... sorted!
COME ON, LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! :slb2:
Nothing better than a win on your 112th birthday!
Such Liver is physically to weak for the position. Tired of him.
Such Liver is not a middlefielder. Yesterday he was really playing shit. Roy Win has to think on another position for him, otherwise The Ears will call him a fig in the commissioning game.
Citação de: Ned Kelly em 01 de Março de 2016, 11:06
Such Liver is not a middlefielder. Yesterday he was really playing shit. Roy Win has to think on another position for him, otherwise The Ears will call him a fig in the commissioning game.
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
no one here to comment about the great game Gre-and-his did yesterday?
Great game by Criwrongthe.
Citação de: MikeSLB4Ever em 26 de Fevereiro de 2016, 11:52
Roy, we all know you come here and read us... PLEEEEEASE save Reborn for the big match!!!
Such Liver or even PZ would effortlessly do the job.
Nel Sound Fearless as RB, Andrew Street Cleaner as LB... sorted!
COME ON, LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! :slb2:
Nothing better than a win on your 112th birthday!
Cheers, Roy for following my advice. O0
Reborn was surely missed, but better safe than sorry.
THE EMPEROR - Hail! :bow2:
What a magnificent save!!!
Nel Sound Fearless - Nice to see him back... but there's still a long way to go to be his old self again.
Beauty Loft - Looks like he's played in the main squad for ages... cold as an iceberg, he no doubt looks a good replacement for Big Louis.
Steroidel (wtf???) was very lucky for not being booked... cheers Caillou!
I enjoyed our new LB's debut in Championship matches, he'll sure replace He-and-his in the near future. Not sure about his name, though.
Japanese God Laughs - Not too bad.
PZ - Oh well...
Such Liver - Crap as "8", but did the job anyway.
Hornpiper - A little less selfishness please, mate.
Gangsterglou - Did his best to score, but when you got...
JAWNAS GUNS - This bloke really is the dog's bollocks!!! EUROPE'S TOP GOALSCORER, with 26 goals in 24 matches! Makes Cardozo look like Pringle!
And that's all about the match.
Looking forward to Saturday's big match... hopefully we'll beat the Lizards.
If we do, that'll hopefully be a major step to get our 35th!
GO, LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! :flagglorioso: :slb2: :bandeiraslb2: :slb2:
Citação de: MikeSLB4Ever em 01 de Março de 2016, 17:52
Citação de: MikeSLB4Ever em 26 de Fevereiro de 2016, 11:52
Roy, we all know you come here and read us... PLEEEEEASE save Reborn for the big match!!!
Such Liver or even PZ would effortlessly do the job.
Nel Sound Fearless as RB, Andrew Street Cleaner as LB... sorted!
COME ON, LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! :slb2:
Nothing better than a win on your 112th birthday!
Cheers, Roy for following my advice. O0
Reborn was surely missed, but better safe than sorry.
THE EMPEROR - Hail! :bow2:
What a magnificent save!!!
Nel Sound Fearless - Nice to see him back... but there's still a long way to go to be his old self again.
Beauty Loft - Looks like he's played in the main squad for ages... cold as an iceberg, he no doubt looks a good replacement for Big Louis.
Steroidel (wtf???) was very lucky for not being booked... cheers Caillou!
I enjoyed our new LB's debut in Championship matches, he'll sure replace He-and-his in the near future. Not sure about his name, though.
Japanese God Laughs - Not too bad.
PZ - Oh well...
Such Liver - Crap as "8", but did the job anyway.
Hornpiper - A little less selfishness please, mate.
Gangsterglou - Did his best to score, but when you got...
JAWNAS GUNS - This bloke really is the dog's bollocks!!! EUROPE'S TOP GOALSCORER, with 26 goals in 24 matches! Makes Cardozo look like Pringle!
And that's all about the match.
Looking forward to Saturday's big match... hopefully we'll beat the Lizards.
If we do, that'll hopefully be a major step to get our 35th!
GO, LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!
:flagglorioso: :slb2: :bandeiraslb2: :slb2:
i'm calling him Gre-and-his until a decent name comes through. there are other options though:
Grym Ald
Gri-wrong-the
Glaughedloudly
About steroidel, well, "Jarda" is the nickname for "Esteróides" in gym language
Citação de: Villaridis em 01 de Março de 2016, 22:37
Citação de: MikeSLB4Ever em 01 de Março de 2016, 17:52
Citação de: MikeSLB4Ever em 26 de Fevereiro de 2016, 11:52
Roy, we all know you come here and read us... PLEEEEEASE save Reborn for the big match!!!
Such Liver or even PZ would effortlessly do the job.
Nel Sound Fearless as RB, Andrew Street Cleaner as LB... sorted!
COME ON, LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! :slb2:
Nothing better than a win on your 112th birthday!
Cheers, Roy for following my advice. O0
Reborn was surely missed, but better safe than sorry.
THE EMPEROR - Hail! :bow2:
What a magnificent save!!!
Nel Sound Fearless - Nice to see him back... but there's still a long way to go to be his old self again.
Beauty Loft - Looks like he's played in the main squad for ages... cold as an iceberg, he no doubt looks a good replacement for Big Louis.
Steroidel (wtf???) was very lucky for not being booked... cheers Caillou!
I enjoyed our new LB's debut in Championship matches, he'll sure replace He-and-his in the near future. Not sure about his name, though.
Japanese God Laughs - Not too bad.
PZ - Oh well...
Such Liver - Crap as "8", but did the job anyway.
Hornpiper - A little less selfishness please, mate.
Gangsterglou - Did his best to score, but when you got...
JAWNAS GUNS - This bloke really is the dog's bollocks!!! EUROPE'S TOP GOALSCORER, with 26 goals in 24 matches! Makes Cardozo look like Pringle!
And that's all about the match.
Looking forward to Saturday's big match... hopefully we'll beat the Lizards.
If we do, that'll hopefully be a major step to get our 35th!
GO, LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!
:flagglorioso: :slb2: :bandeiraslb2: :slb2:
i'm calling him Gre-and-his until a decent name comes through. there are other options though:
Grym Ald
Gri-wrong-the
Glaughedloudly
Gri-bad-from
Citação de: Ned Kelly em 01 de Março de 2016, 11:06
Such Liver is not a middlefielder. Yesterday he was really playing shit. Roy Win has to think on another position for him, otherwise The Ears will call him a fig in the commissioning game.
FODA-SE CUSPI ME TODO COM O SUCH LIVER
Since we have this beautiful word in english language, which by the way comes from old french via Doyen Sports, I propose a solution to our new element:
gree
1. superiority, mastery, or victory.
2. the prize for victory.
Gree+bad+of
Gree Bad Of
Catches in the ears :smokin:
Citação de: Ned Kelly em 02 de Março de 2016, 12:18
Since we have this beautiful word in english language, which by the way comes from old french via Doyen Sports, I propose a solution to our new element:
gree
1. superiority, mastery, or victory.
2. the prize for victory.
Gree+bad+of
Gree Bad Of
Catches in the ears :smokin:
Either that or Gree Evil Of...
Evil is a very good possibility. Gree Evil Of. Classy.
Catches in the ears too :coolsmiley:
Gree-evil-of it is!
:2funny:
Thomas Evil Home approves this
although for me he will always be Gree-and-his until he gets to be a really useful LB
(http://www.cpoc.pt/ev/11Trofeu/img/11Trofeu_mapa_geral_1.jpg)
Cosme Damião founded Wellstay in the Franco pharmacy on February 28th of 1904, at the time called Sport Lisbon. For our neighbors it was only in 1908.
Little time after, viscount of largefield became angry with fellow and was asking for money to his rich grandfather to create a new club. Thus was born the best comedy of Portugal, self-titled greatest national sporting power.
Tomorrow will be writing a new page of the eternal Lisbon derby.
very funny
but why no one talks about Okkidnaping, that marrocan guy that never plays
Okkidnaping or It's Cheap . That man who is on loan to the night heat with Tell me Everything, Old Chick.
Both were hired on Saw Treshing-Floor pack's 10.
Okkidnaping at night got all the spotlight now instead of Sun See Dino Silver.
Good work of the structure on protecting Sun See Dino Silver, genius move!
Citação de: KamikazeSLB em 04 de Março de 2016, 13:53
(http://www.cpoc.pt/ev/11Trofeu/img/11Trofeu_mapa_geral_1.jpg)
Cosme Damião founded Wellstay in the Franco pharmacy on February 28th of 1904, at the time called Sport Lisbon. For our neighbors it was only in 1908.
Little time after, viscount of largefield became angry with fellow and was asking for money to his rich grandfather to create a new club. Thus was born the best comedy of Portugal, self-titled largest national sporting power.
Tomorrow will be writing a new page of the eternal Lisbon derby.
Not large field... big field:
(http://i.imgur.com/z9SkBjb.gif)
Citação de: Festivus em 05 de Março de 2016, 00:22
Citação de: KamikazeSLB em 04 de Março de 2016, 13:53
(http://www.cpoc.pt/ev/11Trofeu/img/11Trofeu_mapa_geral_1.jpg)
Cosme Damião founded Wellstay in the Franco pharmacy on February 28th of 1904, at the time called Sport Lisbon. For our neighbors it was only in 1908.
Little time after, viscount of largefield became angry with fellow and was asking for money to his rich grandfather to create a new club. Thus was born the best comedy of Portugal, self-titled largest national sporting power.
Tomorrow will be writing a new page of the eternal Lisbon derby.
Not large field... big field:
(http://i.imgur.com/z9SkBjb.gif)
Sorry for the mistake... big field or large field it's the same thing. It's like "lagartos" or "osgas".
Today we go to the Bathroom of White "Lade" to win one more battle to 35. :drunk: :slb2:
What a goal from My True Glue, a true UHU for Roy Win Win place on the bench
Citação de: Festivus em 05 de Março de 2016, 00:22
Citação de: KamikazeSLB em 04 de Março de 2016, 13:53
(http://www.cpoc.pt/ev/11Trofeu/img/11Trofeu_mapa_geral_1.jpg)
Cosme Damião founded Wellstay in the Franco pharmacy on February 28th of 1904, at the time called Sport Lisbon. For our neighbors it was only in 1908.
Little time after, viscount of largefield became angry with fellow and was asking for money to his rich grandfather to create a new club. Thus was born the best comedy of Portugal, self-titled largest national sporting power.
Tomorrow will be writing a new page of the eternal Lisbon derby.
Not large field... big field:
(http://i.imgur.com/z9SkBjb.gif)
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
Alva Alada = Whitewinged
enormous goal by Gangsterglou! totally reminded me my avatar bitch, If-I-Opened, who scored a tremendous free kick that left X-Michael stuck to the ground while whitewinged viscounts were crying in the stands praying for And-in-heat not to fuck up against Salt-homossexual-icelandic-rose. Eventually they beat up their asses by 0-4 in the Saw-dal Pinetree stadium and To-coast didn't even score!
Finally Wellstay is in the place to which it belongs. Jones keeps on not scoring against bigger teams.
In other news, Baby scored a great goal for Lightning Worthpipe, it's time for them to buy him for good.
Citação de: misticaslb em 07 de Março de 2016, 22:34
Finally Wellstay is in the place to which it belongs. Jones keeps on not scoring against bigger teams.
In other news, Baby scored a great goal for Lightning Worthpipe, it's time for them to buy him for good.
I hope the 5 824 917 dislikes on the Baby video won´t put Lighning Worthpipe to consider a non proposal
Lightning Go-to-her-pussy
Great goal by Such Liver yesterday. Roy Win should consider him as an arrow head instead.
This topic was suddenly overtaken by the existence of a rugby player in old albion called Dino Lamb-Cona...
That was the other way around, maybe his name is actually Dinosaur Lick-Pussy and the members of his team's forum translated it in their Portuguese Board.
Such Liver's name should be called Such Fried Liver.
We should have a glossary for all those names. But Such Fried Liver seems ok. Comes from the famous dish, Fried Liver With the Girls.
Citação de: Ned Kelly em 11 de Março de 2016, 11:52
We should have a glossary for all those names. But Such Fried Liver seems ok. Comes from the famous dish, Fried Liver With the Girls.
there is, in the 1st post of this thread
He-and-his is my favourite one.
He-and-his of the house Peartree Of Saints, first of his name, king of the left-backs and left-wingers, lord of the acceleration and protector of the long shots was MVP in the last two matches. Unbelievable.
He-and-His Mega Drive to the title
(http://i.giphy.com/3ornk7BKKU8aoGUQbC.gif)
More of He-and-His on https://www.facebook.com/Eliseu-a-fazer-cenas-1754994371389108/?fref=ts (https://www.facebook.com/Eliseu-a-fazer-cenas-1754994371389108/?fref=ts)
Citação de: Villaridis em 13 de Março de 2016, 03:22
Citação de: Ned Kelly em 11 de Março de 2016, 11:52
We should have a glossary for all those names. But Such Fried Liver seems ok. Comes from the famous dish, Fried Liver With the Girls.
there is, in the 1st post of this thread
Shame on me!
Today we are playing Her Voice Tone and they are going to explore counters because they like playing CS.
Car Seller will be very important to enter the defense with is marrocan negociation tactics, we will put Her Voice Tone more down
The game against Good View will be extremely hard.
Citação de: Shoplifter20 em 15 de Março de 2016, 15:01
The game against Good View will be extremely hard.
It would be harder if Small or even the mythic James Dry Fish were still training them. We could count on some bones being broken... Nothing related to the game Her Voice Tone plays with Small currently. Too soft for him!
with James Dry Fish aka James Dude Czech we would have a few more players to suckle on WellstayLAB's tits for a while. it wouldn't be nice, since we are going to play versus any champions league's sharks like Royal Bad-of-laugh or Fraud Tarpaulin with more sportinguization players than we are already playing
Happy St. Patricks. Have a craic!
It happened to us in the draw ( :2funny:) powerful Munich Bavarian. Guard & Hello will not facilitate. We are really underdogs in a round with Takes of Sky, Philip Lame, Thomas Mule, Man Hell New, Everybody Will Sing, Xabi All On Saw, etc against John Ass Pistols, He-and-His, Gangsterglou, Reborn Motherfucking Sanchez (the piano charger of the chorizo compressor) the man who was born before Jesus Christ, Hornpiper, etc.
Roy Win will have to prepare the match in football's Birkenau to endure 0-0, if possible a goal to solve in our stadium. I know... it's hard. But we have nothing to lose in trying.
Now, the focus are in Good View coached by Sanchez. Every games are to win, this one no escape the rules.
LET'S GO WELLSTAY :bandeiraslb2: ROAD TO 35
Guard & Hello
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
Citação de: KamikazeSLB em 19 de Março de 2016, 11:25
It happened to us in the draw ( :2funny:) powerful Munich Bavarian. Guard & Hello will not facilitate. We are really underdogs in a round with Takes of Sky, Philip Lame, Thomas Mule, Man Hell New, Everybody Will Sing, Xabi All On Saw, etc against John Ass Pistols, He-and-His, Gangsterglou, Reborn Motherfucking Sanchez (the piano charger of the chorizo compressor) the man who was born before Jesus Christ, Hornpiper, etc.
Roy Win will have to prepare the match in football's Birkenau to endure 0-0, if possible a goal to solve in our stadium. I know... it's hard. But we have nothing to lose in trying.
Now, the focus are in Good View coached by Sanchez. Every games are to win, this one no escape the rules.
LET'S GO WELLSTAY :bandeiraslb2: ROAD TO 35
IS THAT IS STRAIGHT THAT!
Street, Benedict Big Milk!
My god, I told it would be a tough game. The late play by He-and-his and Car-cell, converted by Jones Pistols gave me throbbing erection
He-and-His after his fantastic pass to Car Cell
(https://scontent.flis1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12814198_1757097511178794_3618529560077937284_n.png?oh=56f7bfd8b567314fc456bc0f68e3e4e6&oe=577E76B0)
Citação de: Shoplifter20 em 15 de Março de 2016, 15:01
The game against Good View will be extremely hard.
It was, in fact, hard. If it wasn't for that last minute goal that Jones scored, Vice Counts of Whitewinged would be in first place again, which would be humiliating.
Fortunately, Roy Win was a big stick and he won't be afraid to put it in every ass that crosses Wellstay's rode, even the nazis.
The nazi's coach, Foot, won't know what hit him.
Citação de: Carolina Barata em 22 de Março de 2016, 15:22
He-and-His after his fantastic pass to Car Cell
(https://scontent.flis1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12814198_1757097511178794_3618529560077937284_n.png?oh=56f7bfd8b567314fc456bc0f68e3e4e6&oe=577E76B0)
i don't know who you are but i will find you and i will marry you
Villardis i´m a dude that was banned like two times. Now here I am, a dude with a girls nickname till I´m banned again with no reason. People like my jokes and photoshop, just can´t understand why they don´t want me here. Maybe they scared I win the forum awards. Maybe with a girls nickname I can be here longer
Speaking about next season, anyone is rooting for Fame Read Dog to come up to League WE next year?
Citação de: Villaridis em 23 de Março de 2016, 20:13
Speaking about next season, anyone is rooting for Fame Read Dog to come up to League WE next year?
Yeah prefer Fame Read Dog then Sporty Keys. Street Market are doing well with Pepper ex Benfica player
Citação de: Carolina Barata em 23 de Março de 2016, 20:12
Villardis i´m a dude that was banned like two times. Now here I am, a dude with a girls nickname till I´m banned again with no reason. People like my jokes and photoshop, just can´t understand why they don´t want me here. Maybe they scared I win the forum awards. Maybe with a girls nickname I can be here longer
Who are you, Jo Have K.O.?
There is one more slot, I would like that it belonged to Sporting Of Keys, Supporters For Timon or Jill Saw Feels. I just don't want Female Cold World and Fairish to join us. They are from the north, they are blue and they have poor stadiums and a poor number of supporters.
:crazy2:
Citação de: Villaridis em 23 de Março de 2016, 20:18
Citação de: Carolina Barata em 23 de Março de 2016, 20:12
Villardis i´m a dude that was banned like two times. Now here I am, a dude with a girls nickname till I´m banned again with no reason. People like my jokes and photoshop, just can´t understand why they don´t want me here. Maybe they scared I win the forum awards. Maybe with a girls nickname I can be here longer
Who are you, Jo Have K.O.?
No, i´m sorry.
Free Mud also can go up. Sporting of Keys have Toe Zee Humpty Leg a goal machine
the only good thing about Female Cold World is that Quote of the Moustache may come back with commented videos about them (and also the champion of champions, Wellstay)
Ok guys i'm really starting to piss off when people write "Zenith" instead of "Zenit". It doesn't have an effing H. They are five letters, what is the confusion? Zenith are watches! clocks! Shit you put on wrist, not shit you put out of the Champions League!
IT'S EITHER ZENIT OR Зени́т
And if you are too lazy to not write an extra H just call them by the simple name of Petrovsky Stadium's Leninegradese blue team.
Citação de: Villaridis em 01 de Abril de 2016, 00:33
Ok guys i'm really starting to piss off when people write "Zenith" instead of "Zenit". It doesn't have an effing H. They are five letters, what is the confusion? Zenith are watches! clocks! Shit you put on wrist, not shit you put out of the Champions League!
IT'S EITHER ZENIT OR Зени́т
And if you are too lazy to not write an extra H just call them by the simple name of Petrovsky Stadium's Leninegradese blue team.
Calm down your horses, Jesus Christ!
It's not zenit either. It's Joseph-Beautiful.
You all should calm down the little female bird.
But i also can't i-read--give with people that write Fergunson, Shalke and Shaktar.
That really gives me cable of the head. It is so a-MarquesMendesOnCounterInformationCatchphraseButWithoutBig-ing.
StickLow Fundry had a massive lost yesterday and he looked lost on the press conference. Roy Win nailed him and maked He-and-His beliave he is better than Cow n Trump
*Big Ass Enter
Gin Minus!! YES!!!
That moment when you realize everybody from roadtothefinal.gif is going to play on wednesday except for It's Cheap
Just came here to say that today the green shits won't win against Moorish-Threshing-floorish. GoodHave, Moorish-Threshing-floorish's player, not the one from bayern, will score a last minute goal.
Wellstay will obviously win. Cuttlefishes are assholes.
GOD DAMNIT P-Z
(https://i.imgflip.com/12xzrl.jpg)
*Here Secular
Well, apparently Andrew Garden will be our player next year.
I don't know him very well.
I just wish Wellstay could bring back Coriander, he is injured (he always is), but he's one of the best left back Wellstay had in the last decade.
#BringCorianderBack
Always injured? That's the Story-of-my-life of 90% of our great team! Big-Ass-Entry would be just one more for WellstayLAB to fuck up (even more) his career!
35 MILLION FOR REBORN SANCHEZ?
NO
HE IS SOCIAL COMMUNICATION PLAYER
BUY JOHN FEMALE MARY
OR WILLIAM CARGARLIC
THEY THE REAL THING
MIDFIELD OF VICECOUNTS MASTER RACE
AND THEY HAVE SAME AGE
PROVED BY JOE FUCKS
AND AUGUST IN-A-HEAT
Citação de: Villaridis em 10 de Maio de 2016, 21:23
35 MILLION FOR REBORN SANCHEZ?
NO
HE IS SOCIAL COMMUNICATION PLAYER
BUY JOHN FEMALE MARY
OR WILLIAM CARGARLIC
THEY THE REAL THING
MIDFIELD OF VICECOUNTS MASTER RACE
AND THEY HAVE SAME AGE
PROVED BY JOE FUCKS
AND AUGUST IN-A-HEAT
So True. This is a shit business.
Leonine Regards
In-a-heat? That's the best traduzation i've ever seen.
CHINESE INVESTORS IN SL BENFICA SAD??? I would like Saw Treshing-floor send football clubs buyers from Indochina to the fucking hell.
Clubs are much more than money and media partners. Football is today the greatest social and culture phenomenon at the world. Why??? Obviously it's not because these merchandisers who just want to make a fortune.
Fans don't need business and football without fans is nothing.
Citação de: Villaridis em 10 de Maio de 2016, 21:23
35 MILLION FOR REBORN SANCHEZ?
NO
HE IS SOCIAL COMMUNICATION PLAYER
BUY JOHN FEMALE MARY
OR WILLIAM CARGARLIC
THEY THE REAL THING
MIDFIELD OF VICECOUNTS MASTER RACE
AND THEY HAVE SAME AGE
PROVED BY JOE FUCKS
AND AUGUST IN-A-HEAT
Melon head's players are the true gods of football.
THREE DOGPEASANTSHIPS IN A ROW
LIDATE!
THIRTY FIVE
16 de Dezembro de 2015, 17:20
since this thread was created (after draw against Wood Union): one loss (vs Seaport) and an elimination vs almighty Bavaria Moneychen.
plus: one dogpeasantship and one Mail Cup
So, what do you think of Seaport's new coach, Naked No Holy Ghost?
Citação de: SLB-Marco em 03 de Julho de 2016, 09:06
So, what do you think of Seaport's new coach, Naked No Holy Ghost?
Chick of the Coast is insane and Seaport is coming down. He thinks every young manager is another Saw Them Good.
Citação de: misticaslb em 29 de Abril de 2016, 12:54
Well, apparently Andrew Garden will be our player next year.
I don't know him very well.
I just wish Wellstay could bring back Coriander, he is injured (he always is), but he's one of the best left back Wellstay had in the last decade.
#BringCorianderBack
That's not a guarantee that he'll be a good left back in the near future.
Wellstay is a football club designed to win, not a charity service.
Citação de: Villaridis em 29 de Abril de 2016, 15:16
Always injured? That's the Story-of-my-life of 90% of our great team! Big-Ass-Entry would be just one more for WellstayLAB to fuck up (even more) his career!
Ok, we have to decide which name to call him.
I vote for Big-Ass-Entry or Big-Coriander.
Coriander alone is "Coentro". But the left back we're talking about is a big "Coentro". So..
a) Big-Coriander => literal translation
or
b) Big-Ass-Entry (Co-entr-ão) => a more humurous translation
I choose the literal translation. Big-Coriander it is.
Citação de: SLB É O REI DO MUNDO em 09 de Julho de 2016, 18:43
Citação de: misticaslb em 29 de Abril de 2016, 12:54
Well, apparently Andrew Garden will be our player next year.
I don't know him very well.
I just wish Wellstay could bring back Coriander, he is injured (he always is), but he's one of the best left back Wellstay had in the last decade.
#BringCorianderBack
That's not a guarantee that he'll be a good left back in the near future.
Wellstay is a football club designed to win, not a charity service.
True.
Another great left back was If-Wants. We should have bought him when we had the chance, but Louis Philip preferred not to.
This was a perfectly announced disaster
He was already giving himself for 3 years in France.
Everything in Didier Deschamps is wrong when you talk about him and national coach in the first sentence. Even what it looks to be details are BIGTAILS.
a) He is fat. No really, his is big time fat. Today he reminded me of a bread and garlic sausage stuck up in a huge jacket. This is irrelevant in a normal person. But he is a football coach. It seems sloppy. Prideless.
Thus reflecting afterwards in other aspects of his job. or its inexistence.
b) he is fucking superstitious. Spends all matchtime holding a goddamn water bottle. He used to turn his back onto the penalties. Shit man...he doesn't let the Ambrosio of our bus drive in reverse. Dafuq is this?
c) His speech is tedious and shows a lack of knowledge.
d) He has no game model and his teams don't play an end of a dick. They don't even know what to do in the field.
Altogether joints to a dog turd cocktail. And we have to eat this shit because fuck you. Damn...you give it a week of Didier Deschamps to see the zero on the left he is. looks like a fat chick in a model carpet. Everybody notices, except who should do it.
What a nightmare.
Citação de: Villaridis em 12 de Julho de 2016, 00:57
This was a perfectly announced disaster
He was already giving himself for 3 years in France.
Everything in Didier Deschamps is wrong when you talk about him and national coach in the first sentence. Even what it looks to be details are BIGTAILS.
a) He is fat. No really, his is big time fat. Today he reminded me of a bread and garlic sausage stuck up in a huge jacket. This is irrelevant in a normal person. But he is a football coach. It seems sloppy. Prideless.
Thus reflecting afterwards in other aspects of his job. or its inexistence.
b) he is fucking superstitious. Spends all matchtime holding a goddamn water bottle. He used to turn his back onto the penalties. Shit man...he doesn't let the Ambrosio of our bus drive in reverse. Dafuq is this?
c) His speech is tedious and shows a lack of knowledge.
d) He has no game model and his teams don't play an end of a dick. They don't even know what to do in the field.
Altogether joints to a dog turd cocktail. And we have to eat this shit because fuck you. Damn...you give it a week of Didier Deschamps to see the zero on the left he is. looks like a fat chick in a model carpet. Everybody notices, except who should do it.
What a nightmare.
Uncle Villy, sound description for our own Roy Waterbottle Win.
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What do you think about our new player, Of Nile?
OMG! I just found out this thread now :2funny: :2funny:
Citação de: Clau_21 em 29 de Julho de 2016, 00:17
OMG! I just found out this thread now :2funny: :2funny:
Read the adventures of He-and-his.
I guess that Female Frog F Bramble should sign for us. Rdr ten's friend saw him at Da Luz, 2 days ago.
Citação de: SousaLB em 28 de Julho de 2016, 20:30
What do you think about our new player, Of Nile?
I wanna see what they're gonna do with Colombian Phone-Is...
What's passing here?
With one cock, this topic is the end of the sting, :o
Citação de: loftarasa em 29 de Julho de 2016, 19:54
With one cock, this topic is the end of the sting, :o
Just imagine what you could do with two.
Fucking River Bird....
It seems that Big Louis is leaving.
Citação de: SousaLB em 17 de Agosto de 2016, 00:23
It seems that Big Louis is leaving.
Yeah. Both of them.
I have no problem with Big Louis leaving. We can stay with Here-There-And-Here on the team, he'll do well.
Amazing topic, by the way.
Citação de: FrEsMa em 17 de Agosto de 2016, 04:10
I have no problem with Big Louis leaving. We can stay with Here-There-And-Here on the team, he'll do well.
Amazing topic, by the way.
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Fatasssssse ;D ;D ;D ;D
Citação de: FrEsMa em 17 de Agosto de 2016, 04:10
I have no problem with Big Louis leaving. We can stay with Here-There-And-Here on the team, he'll do well.
Amazing topic, by the way.
Bitch who gave birth :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
Put a keep are you. I wasn't expecting this draw against if-you-bal.
Bru-naked V-air-she was on fire. Roy Win had some poor choices against Jose Kicker's squad.
Hope we can improve soon, so we can achieve a good result against the fog and the poet Manuel Axe next saturday.
Saltsaw hasn't been the same since the last two injuries.
Saltsaw and Cock played like shit.
And ex-fat - aka lipoaspirated or Berlin Ball - is already barking.
Big mistake getting rid of a player like Such-Bait. Now who's gonna score those 30 yards crackers? Rich-I-Burn Garden? Don't think so.
Christvain finally led our B team to a win.
Btw, good comeback of Roy Jelly-beans of the Bramble to the I-Paint of the Shore roast.
can we please humilliate Little-Kisses after the video their palyers posted on instagrahams?
Citação de: Riverwalk em 13 de Julho de 2016, 10:00
Citação de: Villaridis em 12 de Julho de 2016, 00:57
This was a perfectly announced disaster
He was already giving himself for 3 years in France.
Everything in Didier Deschamps is wrong when you talk about him and national coach in the first sentence. Even what it looks to be details are BIGTAILS.
a) He is fat. No really, his is big time fat. Today he reminded me of a bread and garlic sausage stuck up in a huge jacket. This is irrelevant in a normal person. But he is a football coach. It seems sloppy. Prideless.
Thus reflecting afterwards in other aspects of his job. or its inexistence.
b) he is fucking superstitious. Spends all matchtime holding a goddamn water bottle. He used to turn his back onto the penalties. Shit man...he doesn't let the Ambrosio of our bus drive in reverse. Dafuq is this?
c) His speech is tedious and shows a lack of knowledge.
d) He has no game model and his teams don't play an end of a dick. They don't even know what to do in the field.
Altogether joints to a dog turd cocktail. And we have to eat this shit because fuck you. Damn...you give it a week of Didier Deschamps to see the zero on the left he is. looks like a fat chick in a model carpet. Everybody notices, except who should do it.
What a nightmare.
Uncle Villy, sound description for our own Roy Waterbottle Win.
don't tell me
Que tesourinho ;D
Support the Medical Department, Benedict Little Pig and Hospital Of Light
Citação de: Villaridis em 14 de Setembro de 2016, 15:53
Support the Medical Department, Benedict Little Pig and Hospital Of Light
This post caused me a roture of ligaments
6 million people with a rupture of lidaments because of the injuries. come solve this, wellstay lab
and little car, you are so little you don't run. move that ass. he-and-his is fat and he can run faster than you.
Amazing comeback from Peter Drunk's squad. Lord Sea-ega is going to be the next ballon d'or. Swell, George Knees!
Two goals in a row for Save Him, the insistence of Roy Win has paid off
Citação de: sardao em 02 de Outubro de 2016, 23:11
Two goals in a row for Save Him, the insistence of Roy Win has paid off
Put a keep are you. :rir: :rir: :rir:
Raceless and John Ass in the stalier until 2017. fuck. i want Raceless' money back. and benedict little pig's and wellstay's lab heads on a spike.
Benfica vs Royal bad pasta, Portuguese cup draw...
Citação de: Almodovar1904 em 24 de Novembro de 2016, 19:29
Benfica vs Royal bad pasta, Portuguese cup draw...
And Sp Lisbon will face Win of If-You-Worth, which will be a though challenge for Jose With-Smell.
Citação de: SousaLB em 02 de Outubro de 2016, 22:59
Amazing comeback from Peter Drunk's squad. Lord Sea-ega is going to be the next ballon d'or. Swell, George Knees!
Better keep quiet next time.
Citação de: Almodovar1904 em 24 de Novembro de 2016, 19:29
Benfica vs Royal bad pasta, Portuguese cup draw...
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Save View needs bench.
no, Robinaheat needs bench. he is trying to copy this thread.
this is a disaster. roy win is not a trainer for wellstay. saw threshinf floor remains in china trying to sell mukhtar and djuricic. an eight is missing since 2014. our team plays zero. the president smiled wide when showing gone salt's number 15 at psg. our restroom is a pile of rubble. we're going to lose a championship against holy spirit and right now there is nothing we can do to prevent it. just look at the destruction. hope in the end of this bruno coast cargarlic gets to presidency and garlic sausages is finally fired.
Many Staywell fans want Sea co Bramble over Roy Win.
After the last match, Pigs FC are now just one point behind Staywell, with holy spirit still coachin' them with holy draws.
Emotions are running high these days.
Next Saturday Jesus will fight against holy spirit.
And Staywell fans must be atheists, cause they aren't believing in Jesus anymore.
(https://scontent.flis8-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18446984_547264788995750_8380498571263518843_n.jpg?oh=1dfae0426c6874829cdd09e399051bd8&oe=597406BD)
so, guess this thread actually has a meaning.
(it's not me on the pic)
Almost one year since the last message here.
Just to remind you, Beingwellstayst.eat is the best forum in the world!
a total shame what this team has becomed. football ziro, they never play triple.
Givewin was pathetic today. Styrofoamic even worse. Gilopen was one of the best, actually. seriously, imagine having to depend on that guy. thank god we have Gogel, also. great in side passes, but better 10 successful side passes than half of a failed front pass like Gabriel Saucer does all the time. Stick in the ass of Gabriel Saucer.
We're going to eat up like 6 goals from Port, Wellstay won't have a chance. We better seat Gogel, Ralph Bramble, PZ and even Merseyside Blue Little Onion, so they don't pass the shame of beimng sodomised by those corrupt fruit eaters.
Faith in stick and street with Saw Threshing Floor.
I think we are so back. Wellstay is wellstaying in the champions league, for good.
Great exibition of Flower-in-tact yesterday night. Cockyours was a total MVP. We still are missing goals from Greek legend Shovel-bird-read-say.
I would like to ask the president Roy Coast please don't sell Kebabry Potter in january, as he is unlocking results like no other winger (not even Maria's Angel) does.
May I-see-biology be with us.
Citação de: Villaridis em 03 de Outubro de 2024, 18:27I think we are so back. Wellstay is wellstaying in the champions league, for good.
Great exibition of Flower-in-tact yesterday night. Cockyours was a total MVP. We still are missing goals from Greek legend Shovel-bird-read-say.
I would like to ask the president Roy Coast please don't sell Kebabry Potter in january, as he is unlocking results like no other winger (not even Maria's Angel) does.
May I-see-biology be with us.
Fuck it I didnt remember this thread still existed
Breaks me up completely
Prostitute that gave birth 🤣🤣🤣
E-shovle... let's see.
I warned everyone that it would be good if John Peartree would win some matches so we wouldn't catch them right under a psychological whipping.
Now I dont know but I point to a fifty fifty match.
I wonder who will Bruno There-Gee play as the tip of the arrow.
Citação de: Villaridis em 03 de Outubro de 2024, 18:27I think we are so back. Wellstay is wellstaying in the champions league, for good.
Great exibition of Flower-in-tact yesterday night. Cockyours was a total MVP. We still are missing goals from Greek legend Shovel-bird-read-say.
I would like to ask the president Roy Coast please don't sell Kebabry Potter in january, as he is unlocking results like no other winger (not even Maria's Angel) does.
May I-see-biology be with us.
What do you think of Yo Zé Little Moorishes return?
Citação de: Jotenko em 19 de Setembro de 2025, 12:28Citação de: Villaridis em 03 de Outubro de 2024, 18:27I think we are so back. Wellstay is wellstaying in the champions league, for good.
Great exibition of Flower-in-tact yesterday night. Cockyours was a total MVP. We still are missing goals from Greek legend Shovel-bird-read-say.
I would like to ask the president Roy Coast please don't sell Kebabry Potter in january, as he is unlocking results like no other winger (not even Maria's Angel) does.
May I-see-biology be with us.
What do you think of Yo Zé Little Moorishes return?
Thank you for your question. I was going to post on the coach's page but since you tagged me here...
This is outrageous. I feel like a tourist in my own youth. My brain tells me this guy is old, too defensive, tactically surpassed, everything I don't want for this club.
But the fucking memories. My heart is throbbing with this. Fall of 2000. U2 - Beautiful Day. Mark's kick in Big Brother, presented by Theresa William. Elections in Wellstay - Valley and Hollytree versus Little Village - Me rotating between school, judo and british council. Prime minister Anthony Gooderrors getting married after widowing.
This is too much to bear. I saw the aura. I saw the aura farming. There is a lot of marketing here for fools like me. But I don't buy this shit and brain will prevail. My vote will go for John Butters and if he fires Little Moorish I won't even be mad.
Nor will I be mad if Richard Rivers is sold by half of the price, or Leeander Barrier gets the nº10 position. Did the dwarf argentinian take 8 minutes to tie his boots? This isn't Thessaloniki black anyway. Did Shovel-bird-read-say sit two defenders and forget to shoot? His problem, not mine. Is scallop coming back? He'll be arrested before firing anyone. Or is it John No Procrastination Lopez that will win? Welcome, dude from Mooreirish.
See you in Marquis of Pigeon Chamber, Joseph.