Illusion buyers aka supporters of the Structure, Roy Win and He-and-his

[SLB É O REI DO MUNDO]

Always injured? That's the Story-of-my-life of 90% of our great team! Big-Ass-Entry would be just one more for WellstayLAB to fuck up (even more) his career!

Ok, we have to decide which name to call him.

I vote for Big-Ass-Entry or Big-Coriander.

Coriander alone is "Coentro". But the left back we're talking about is a big "Coentro". So..

a) Big-Coriander => literal translation

or

b) Big-Ass-Entry (Co-entr-ão) => a more humurous translation


I choose the literal translation. Big-Coriander it is.

[misticaslb]

Well, apparently Andrew Garden will be our player next year.

I don't know him very well.

I just wish Wellstay could bring back Coriander, he is injured (he always is), but he's one of the best left back Wellstay had in the last decade.

#BringCorianderBack

That's not a guarantee that he'll be a good left back in the near future.

Wellstay is a football club designed to win, not a charity service.

True.

Another great left back was If-Wants. We should have bought him when we had the chance, but Louis Philip preferred not to.

[Villaridis]

This was a perfectly announced disaster
He was already giving himself for 3 years in France.
Everything in Didier Deschamps is wrong when you talk about him and national coach in the first sentence. Even what it looks to be details are BIGTAILS.

a) He is fat. No really, his is big time fat. Today he reminded me of a bread and garlic sausage stuck up in a huge jacket. This is irrelevant in a normal person. But he is a football coach. It seems sloppy. Prideless.
Thus reflecting afterwards in other aspects of his job. or its inexistence.

b) he is fucking superstitious. Spends all matchtime holding a goddamn water bottle. He used to turn his back onto the penalties. Shit man...he doesn't let the Ambrosio of our bus drive in reverse. Dafuq is this?

c) His speech is tedious and shows a lack of knowledge.

d) He has no game model and his teams don't play an end of a dick. They don't even know what to do in the field.

Altogether joints to a dog turd cocktail. And we have to eat this shit because fuck you. Damn...you give it a week of Didier Deschamps to see the zero on the left he is. looks like a fat chick in a model carpet. Everybody notices, except who should do it.

What a nightmare.

[Riverwalk]

This was a perfectly announced disaster
He was already giving himself for 3 years in France.
Everything in Didier Deschamps is wrong when you talk about him and national coach in the first sentence. Even what it looks to be details are BIGTAILS.

a) He is fat. No really, his is big time fat. Today he reminded me of a bread and garlic sausage stuck up in a huge jacket. This is irrelevant in a normal person. But he is a football coach. It seems sloppy. Prideless.
Thus reflecting afterwards in other aspects of his job. or its inexistence.

b) he is fucking superstitious. Spends all matchtime holding a goddamn water bottle. He used to turn his back onto the penalties. Shit man...he doesn't let the Ambrosio of our bus drive in reverse. Dafuq is this?

c) His speech is tedious and shows a lack of knowledge.

d) He has no game model and his teams don't play an end of a dick. They don't even know what to do in the field.

Altogether joints to a dog turd cocktail. And we have to eat this shit because fuck you. Damn...you give it a week of Didier Deschamps to see the zero on the left he is. looks like a fat chick in a model carpet. Everybody notices, except who should do it.

What a nightmare.

Uncle Villy, sound description for our own Roy Waterbottle Win.

[SousaLB]

 

[SousaLB]

What do you think about our new player, Of Nile?

[Clau_21]

OMG! I just found out this thread now

[Cloughie]

OMG! I just found out this thread now

Read the adventures of He-and-his.

[SousaLB]

I guess that Female Frog F Bramble should sign for us. Rdr ten's friend saw him at Da Luz, 2 days ago.

[SonicYouth]

What do you think about our new player, Of Nile?

I wanna see what they're gonna do with Colombian Phone-Is...

[alsohugo]

What's passing here?

[SousaLB]

What's passing here?

It's the bitch of the madness.

[alsohugo]

What's passing here?

It's the bitch of the madness.

Of the real?

[sagan1976]

What's passing here?

It's the bitch of the madness.

Whore. Whore of the madness, cocks that fuck you.

[loftarasa]

With one cock, this topic is the end of the sting,