Europa League: Benfica - Juventus

[Jotenko]

JUVENTINO, if we win this, I will let you sleep in my bed with me.

But we can't touch each other. However, we can touch our own genitals while we say dirty words.

I have a kittie that sleeps near by. She takes some pills so she can't get pregnant. God IS SHE LOVELY.

There was a Eurodance hit back in the 90's that went more or less like this:

"Me and you! Lalalalala.."

I also like flavoured body oils. pcssousa also likes this. I have this monthly plan that I don't have to pay for international calls.

My dad bought this new air conditioning system last year for our country house. But my mom opened the windows so the panic settled. I remember my dad (which is a Braga fan) crying and yelling "Such an inglorious effort on inner environment control!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zvc_igb2-Y

My girlfriend is here next to me looking at the laptop. She just read the first line of your quote and said "Oh I don't want to read more."

My girlfriend now read the entire thing and asked me what was the objective of the post.

[Red.Fever]

JUVENTINO, if we win this, I will let you sleep in my bed with me.

But we can't touch each other. However, we can touch our own genitals while we say dirty words.

I have a kittie that sleeps near by. She takes some pills so she can't get pregnant. God IS SHE LOVELY.

There was a Eurodance hit back in the 90's that went more or less like this:

"Me and you! Lalalalala.."

I also like flavoured body oils. pcssousa also likes this. I have this monthly plan that I don't have to pay for international calls.

My dad bought this new air conditioning system last year for our country house. But my mom opened the windows so the panic settled. I remember my dad (which is a Braga fan) crying and yelling "Such an inglorious effort on inner environment control!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zvc_igb2-Y

My girlfriend is here next to me looking at the laptop. She just read the first line of your quote and said "Oh I don't want to read more."

when you say your girlfriend, you mean your lovely kittie, right? 

[Faliro]

Just one Greek asshole? I can do better, here is 10,000 Greek assholes for you and your girl:

[pcssousa]

JUVENTINO, if we win this, I will let you sleep in my bed with me.

But we can't touch each other. However, we can touch our own genitals while we say dirty words.

I have a kittie that sleeps near by. She takes some pills so she can't get pregnant. God IS SHE LOVELY.

There was a Eurodance hit back in the 90's that went more or less like this:

"Me and you! Lalalalala.."

I also like flavoured body oils. pcssousa also likes this. I have this monthly plan that I don't have to pay for international calls.

My dad bought this new air conditioning system last year for our country house. But my mom opened the windows so the panic settled. I remember my dad (which is a Braga fan) crying and yelling "Such an inglorious effort on inner environment control!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zvc_igb2-Y

My girlfriend is here next to me looking at the laptop. She just read the first line of your quote and said "Oh I don't want to read more."

when you say your girlfriend, you mean your lovely kittie, right? 

Calm down, his girlfriend is also a user here.

[pcssousa]

Just one Greek asshole? I can do better, here is 10,000 Greek assholes for you and your girl:

Not impressed...


Faliro, tell me something, are you for Juve or for Benfica?

[Red.Fever]

JUVENTINO, if we win this, I will let you sleep in my bed with me.

But we can't touch each other. However, we can touch our own genitals while we say dirty words.

I have a kittie that sleeps near by. She takes some pills so she can't get pregnant. God IS SHE LOVELY.

There was a Eurodance hit back in the 90's that went more or less like this:

"Me and you! Lalalalala.."

I also like flavoured body oils. pcssousa also likes this. I have this monthly plan that I don't have to pay for international calls.

My dad bought this new air conditioning system last year for our country house. But my mom opened the windows so the panic settled. I remember my dad (which is a Braga fan) crying and yelling "Such an inglorious effort on inner environment control!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zvc_igb2-Y

My girlfriend is here next to me looking at the laptop. She just read the first line of your quote and said "Oh I don't want to read more."

when you say your girlfriend, you mean your lovely kittie, right? 

Calm down, his girlfriend is also a user here.

I've seen him using her account
just messing around with him, I'm sure he knows that lawl

[Faliro]

[Jotenko]

Too late for apologies.

I'm crying now because I'm hearing that sad Bach play on the TV.

OH GOD WHY.

[Jotenko]

Is that your cat?

[Faliro]

Just one Greek asshole? I can do better, here is 10,000 Greek assholes for you and your girl:

Not impressed...


Faliro, tell me something, are you for Juve or for Benfica?

Why you were hoping for a real Greek asshole?

Of course Benfica to win the 2nd leg, I despise Italian clubs.   

[Faliro]

Is that your cat?

no, my cat prefers to use a mouse..

[Jotenko]

My kittie.

[Shoky]

After all these years, we deserve to win a final again. 7 losses in a row.
I hope to play the final in your stadium and bring the trophy home. We deserve and we need this.

I hope so.
if you pass the turn (I hope not), I'll be a fan of Benfica.

Dude, we also need to win a final fucking, fuck!

since 1996 is that we do not win shit in Europe:
1997 final of Cl lost with B. Dortmund
1998 CL final with Real Madrid lost
2003 CL final lost against Milan

I experienced 4 defeats in 4 finals. In the first a penalty was stolen from us, in the second lost in the penalty shoot out ( 2nd series), in the third with a tricky goal, in the fourth with a goal conceded in the 92nd minute... Away too much.
Time to experience some happiness.

We all deserve some happiness and God knows is in debt.
Lucky we won both our finals against Spaniards and we'll win again against them this year.
Our first Uefa match ever was played against Sevilla, back in 1957, so I'm hoping to face them in May, 14. And beat them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qp_AIHgAWo

[Faliro]

My kittie.

He looks pissed off about something?

[Jotenko]

My kittie.

He looks pissed off about something?

She. And she's always pissed about something.