Europa League: Benfica - Juventus

[pcssousa]

Just one Greek asshole? I can do better, here is 10,000 Greek assholes for you and your girl:

Not impressed...


Faliro, tell me something, are you for Juve or for Benfica?

Why you were hoping for a real Greek asshole?

Of course Benfica to win the 2nd leg, I despise Italian clubs.   

To be honest, never seen a Greek male asshole... Not interested, though. That's Jotenko's field. He's a real expert on gay porn.


Glad you want Benfica to win. Hope we can get the cup this year.

[pcssousa]

After all these years, we deserve to win a final again. 7 losses in a row.
I hope to play the final in your stadium and bring the trophy home. We deserve and we need this.

I hope so.
if you pass the turn (I hope not), I'll be a fan of Benfica.

Dude, we also need to win a final fucking, fuck!

since 1996 is that we do not win shit in Europe:
1997 final of Cl lost with B. Dortmund
1998 CL final with Real Madrid lost
2003 CL final lost against Milan

I experienced 4 defeats in 4 finals. In the first a penalty was stolen from us, in the second lost in the penalty shoot out ( 2nd series), in the third with a tricky goal, in the fourth with a goal conceded in the 92nd minute... Away too much.
Time to experience some happiness.

We all deserve some happiness and God knows is in debt.
Lucky we won both our finals against Spaniards and we'll win again against them this year.
Our first Uefa match ever was played against Sevilla, back in 1957, so I'm hoping to face them in May, 14. And beat them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qp_AIHgAWo

Choram de barriga cheia... Coitados, não ganham na Europa desde 96...
Dava um colhão para ter a taça das taças e as 3 taças uefa deles e ainda para ver o Benfica Campeão da Europa como eles viram o clube deles.

7 finais seguidas, fdx... E eu já enfardei com 4. Pó crl...

[Jotenko]

JUVENTINO, if we win this, I will let you sleep in my bed with me.

But we can't touch each other. However, we can touch our own genitals while we say dirty words.

I have a kittie that sleeps near by. She takes some pills so she can't get pregnant. God IS SHE LOVELY.

There was a Eurodance hit back in the 90's that went more or less like this:

"Me and you! Lalalalala.."

I also like flavoured body oils. pcssousa also likes this. I have this monthly plan that I don't have to pay for international calls.

My dad bought this new air conditioning system last year for our country house. But my mom opened the windows so the panic settled. I remember my dad (which is a Braga fan) crying and yelling "Such an inglorious effort on inner environment control!"

   Cut the crap... the guy already said it:

   He likes pussy.

   Besides... your cat is obese.

NOT obese.

[JUVENTINO]

Just one Greek asshole? I can do better, here is 10,000 Greek assholes for you and your girl:

Not impressed...


Faliro, tell me something, are you for Juve or for Benfica?

Why you were hoping for a real Greek asshole?

Of course Benfica to win the 2nd leg, I despise Italian clubs.   

why?

[JUVENTINO]

Jotenko for:

man,
my wife is a veterinary, Therefore ... cats and dogs are routine. 

About this: if you need a veterinary visit, we can arrange for an appointment.

You give us guests in Portugal and my wife will visit the cat free 

[JUVENTINO]

My kittie.

He looks pissed off about something?

his face is equal to benitez   

But it also reminds me of Mourinho 

Jotenko, your Kittie is a Porto fans? 

...

[Festivus]

My kittie.

He looks pissed off about something?

his face is equal to benitez   

Don't insult the poor cat.

[JUVENTINO]

Don't insult the poor cat.

need to know if benitez approves.
Anyway, my cat does not accept advice from Benitez on cats Portuguese.
It said: "Benitez has been scratched by cats Portuguese, why should I take advice from him"?

my cat is called Antonio

[Festivus]

Don't insult the poor cat.

need to know if benitez approves.
Anyway, my cat does not accept advice from Benitez on cats Portuguese.
It said: "Benitez has been scratched by cats Portuguese, why should I take advice from him"?

my cat is called Antonio

Did you happen to name him after Conte?

[JUVENTINO]

Don't insult the poor cat.

need to know if benitez approves.
Anyway, my cat does not accept advice from Benitez on cats Portuguese.
It said: "Benitez has been scratched by cats Portuguese, why should I take advice from him"?

my cat is called Antonio

Did you happen to name him after Conte?

The cats do not live many years , so I hope it take this name for his entire life 

[Festivus]

Don't insult the poor cat.

need to know if benitez approves.
Anyway, my cat does not accept advice from Benitez on cats Portuguese.
It said: "Benitez has been scratched by cats Portuguese, why should I take advice from him"?

my cat is called Antonio

Did you happen to name him after Conte?

The cats do not live many years , so I hope it take this name for his entire life 

Yea, shame. I wish cats were immortal.

[JUVENTINO]

 

My dog​​, however, his name is Pavel

but for my wife  (who does not like football) is called Astor (as Astor Piazzolla ... the great composer of tango music).

so, poor thing, my dog ​​has a double identity and is very confused.   

I think that should be seen by a psychiatric analyst 

[Festivus]

 Nedved was one of my favorite players back then. Loved that Czech Republic team with Nedved, Poborsky and Baros

[JUVENTINO]

Nedved was one of my favorite players back then. Loved that Czech Republic team with Nedved, Poborsky and Baros

sure
but do not forget the girls of the Czech Republic, they too deserve a nice WOW 

[Festivus]

Nedved was one of my favorite players back then. Loved that Czech Republic team with Nedved, Poborsky and Baros

sure
but do not forget the girls of the Czech Republic, they too deserve a nice WOW 

Eastern Europe has some decent looking women, indeed.