My name is Sigmund. What is your name? Where are you from? I am from Portugal. How old are you? I am 25 years old. My shoes are red. I like red. Thank you. You are welcome. Yes!
Citação de: sigmund em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 16:46
My name is Sigmund. What is your name? Where are you from? I am from Portugal. How old are you? I am 25 years old. My shoes are red. I like red. Thank you. You are welcome. Yes!
:crazy2:
Citação de: fish em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 16:49
Citação de: sigmund em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 16:46
My name is Sigmund. What is your name? Where are you from? I am from Portugal. How old are you? I am 25 years old. My shoes are red. I like red. Thank you. You are welcome. Yes!
:crazy2:
You may not use portuguese smilies in this forum. This forum only accepts foreign smilies. For instance,
this is a portuguese smiley
:crazy2:
On the other hand, this smiley is probably english or scottish:
:clap1:
Can you see the difference? The first one has his hair all messed up, and seems totally drunk. The second one has a very distinguished attitude and seems very polite, so we must conclude he is not portuguese.
Citação de: sigmund em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 16:58
Citação de: fish em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 16:49
Citação de: sigmund em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 16:46
My name is Sigmund. What is your name? Where are you from? I am from Portugal. How old are you? I am 25 years old. My shoes are red. I like red. Thank you. You are welcome. Yes!
:crazy2:
You may not use portuguese smilies in this forum. This forum only accepts foreign smilies. For instance,
this is a portuguese smiley
:crazy2:
On the other hand, this smiley is probably english or scottish:
:clap1:
Can you see the difference? The first one has his hair all messed up, and seems totally drunk. The second one has a very distinguished attitude and seems very polite, so we must conclude he is not portuguese.
SHUTT THE FUCK UP!!!
Citação de: morcegovermelho em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 18:00
Citação de: sigmund em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 16:58
Citação de: fish em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 16:49
Citação de: sigmund em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 16:46
My name is Sigmund. What is your name? Where are you from? I am from Portugal. How old are you? I am 25 years old. My shoes are red. I like red. Thank you. You are welcome. Yes!
:crazy2:
You may not use portuguese smilies in this forum. This forum only accepts foreign smilies. For instance,
this is a portuguese smiley
:crazy2:
On the other hand, this smiley is probably english or scottish:
:clap1:
Can you see the difference? The first one has his hair all messed up, and seems totally drunk. The second one has a very distinguished attitude and seems very polite, so we must conclude he is not portuguese.
SHUTT THE FUCK UP!!!
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
People off SerBenfiquista.com...
My name is William Wallace but everyone call me Brave Heart, and the girls, call me sex bomb and they say that I am better than Zeze Camarinha in bed. I am from Scotland so I am Scotish. Has you know in scotland we use to show our butt just when we are angry, but I'm different I show my but just for girls, and then they just freak out. I'm Very popular, because I have kicked out off scotland the english people, yes I'm a evil person. I'm 731 yars old, but I still sexy, my sandals are brown, I like red because here in scotland everyone is from benfica, and I'm from benfica to, benfica is the greatest think in the world after me and my balls.
Thank you!
Não avacalhem isto por favor, vocês são terríveis.
Brave, tens ai uns errinhos.
Citação de: 4ever Red Devil em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 18:46
Não avacalhem isto por favor, vocês são terríveis.
Brave, tens ai uns errinhos.
Yeah, a few... :2funny:
But 4ever red devil, you shall not express yourself in portuguese in this forum! Read the rules! NO PORTUGUESE! As an example, you should be booked with a yellow card! Where are the moderators when they are needed!
Citação de: 4ever Red Devil em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 18:46
Não avacalhem isto por favor, vocês são terríveis.
Brave, tens ai uns errinhos.
ya, acredito... ainda tenho de aprender mto de ingles... :P
Se me pudessem indicar quais ficava agradecido... :)
Citação de: sigmund em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 18:59
Citação de: 4ever Red Devil em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 18:46
Não avacalhem isto por favor, vocês são terríveis.
Brave, tens ai uns errinhos.
Yeah, a few... :2funny:
But 4ever red devil, you shall not express yourself in portuguese in this forum! Read the rules! NO PORTUGUESE! As an example, you should be booked with a yellow card! Where are the moderators when they are needed!
Sorry, it was a necessary warning :P
Behave, lads. Welcome the foreigners as they deserve. Preferably in English!
uau :ptflag:
:buck2: ;)
Citação de: 4ever Red Devil em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 18:46
Não avacalhem isto por favor, vocês são terríveis.
Brave, tens ai uns errinhos.
UNS É EUFEMISMO!!
Can somebody tell me what the hell is goin' on in here?
from this day forward I will educate the English native speakers,in order to, they can learn a few portuguese expressions so essencial to their interaction with us:
1."You are here,you are eating!!!"
T: tas aqui, tas a comer!
2."put yourself in the corner!!"
T: põe-te na alheta!!!"
3. " look its not,look its not!!!"
T:"olhe que não,olhe que não!"
this was your first lesson.In the next lesson you will learn, what do you have to say in order to score with portuguese girls.
BTW, score means facturar
regards.
Two more:
Trust the Virgin and don't run (Fia-te na virgem e não corras).
Put yourself at stick (Põe-te a pau)
few more:
"bad bad mary!"-->mau mau maria
"here have cat!"-->aqui ha gato
"of two, one"-->das duas, uma
"thinking died a donkey"-->a pensar morreu um burro
"you are putting water"-->tas a meter agua
"kill two rabbits in one soap"-->matar dois coelhos numa cajadada
"you don't give one to the box!"-->nao das uma para a caixa!
thank you
you are good as corn (és boa como o milho)
Citação de: NNjorgeNN em 30 de Agosto de 2007, 21:04
few more:
"bad bad mary!"-->mau mau maria
"here have cat!"-->aqui ha gato
"of two, one"-->das duas, uma
"thinking died a donkey"-->a pensar morreu um burro
"you are putting water"-->tas a meter agua
"kill two rabbits in one soap"-->matar dois coelhos numa cajadada
"you don't give one to the box!"-->nao das uma para a caixa!
thank you
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: (Is this a portuguese smiley?) :angel:
Me and my fellow coworkers have been giving you all a guide to a happy and successful life in Portugal.
Dont forget one thing.When you say this expressions you have to look convincing.
Lesson Nº 2
how to score with girls
I will give you a scale of how to score with girls.It starts with 1 and ends with 5.
I will not give you the translation because these expressions cant be translated.
You will have to trust us.
1 is a very subtle and pollite way to score.But if you want to try something more bold and daring I recommend you to chose the 4 or 5 level.
1. "se morresse agora depois de te ver,morria feliz"
2. "és linda de morrer"
3. "comia-te toda"
4 "mandava-te uma que ficavas uma semana a coxear"
5 "Ó Zita, dá cá o Befe"
More lessons will be given shortly
stay tuned
Citação de: Brave Heart em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 19:04
Citação de: 4ever Red Devil em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 18:46
Não avacalhem isto por favor, vocês são terríveis.
Brave, tens ai uns errinhos.
ya, acredito... ainda tenho de aprender mto de ingles... :P
Se me pudessem indicar quais ficava agradecido... :)
in english please :clap1: :D :D :D
Shame on you guys :bah2: even in english you have to "avacalhate" :disgust:
Citação de: lost_paradise em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 00:29
Me and my fellow coworkers have been giving you all a guide to a happy and successful life in Portugal.
Dont forget one thing.When you say this expressions you have to look convincing.
Lesson Nº 2
how to score with girls
I will give you a scale of how to score with girls.It starts with 1 and ends with 5.
I will not give you the translation because these expressions cant be translated.
You will have to trust us.
1 is a very subtle and pollite way to score.But if you want to try something more bold and daring I recommend you to chose the 4 or 5 level.
1. "se morresse agora depois de te ver,morria feliz"
2. "és linda de morrer"
3. "comia-te toda"
4 "mandava-te uma que ficavas uma semana a coxear"
5 "Ó Zita, dá cá o Befe"
More lessons will be given shortly
stay tuned
The translation:
If I died now after seeing you, I'd die happy.
You are dead gorgeous (this one they have)
I'd eat every inch of you!
I'd give you one so hard that would stop you from walking for a whole week!
Oh Zita, bring me the Beef!
And very important.. if you actually score with a young and beautiful girl ask her:
"na tua casa ou na minha?"
translation: "in your house or mine?"
A few more:
oh hun... with a piece of ass like yours... you're invited to my house just to shit!
I dream of you being a chewing gum, just so I could eat you all day.
Nice legs... what time do they open?
I wish you were a chicken, just to put a stick up your ass and make you sweat...
You're not bad. I've had worse and I even had to pay for it.
Hey, hun... Today's your birthday! Come here and blow the candle!
Oh good one... I'd like to make you a dress of saliva!
With you... I'd dig until I found Oil!
Hey, babe... Do you know where your clothes would look nice? On my bedroom's floor...
With a piece of ass like yours... You must shit candies!
Your ass is like an onion... It makes me cry!
Don't worry. I'll be back.
A great song we have:
I like to suck on the little goat's titties
When I was born, my mother had no milk
I was raised by a rejected calf
I sucked on cows and every other thing with breasts
I grew up this way
I got spoiled!
Nowadays I'm a man and I found myself a little goat!
I spend all my day sucking
On the breasts of my little Fofinha
I like to suck on the little goat's titties...
I like to suck on the little goat's titties...
CitaçãoOn the breasts of my little Fofinha
i think the word "sweetie" looks better on this sentence
Another one:
"So.. we fuck now or should I apologize?!"
Dear foreigners: don't feel disturbed but this lousy reception. Someone opened the mental disease cage hall last week, and we're still in persuit of fugitives. If you see a guy wearing very trendy women's clothes, grab him and hit him with a stick. Then, after you've washed your hands, please drag him to the nearest moderador and\or cleaning lady. By the way, he answers to the name Freud. Sigmund Freud.
Citação de: Red Light em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 01:46
CitaçãoOn the breasts of my little Fofinha
i think the word "sweetie" looks better on this sentence
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
Citação de: Red Light em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 01:46
CitaçãoOn the breasts of my little Fofinha
i think the word "sweetie" looks better on this sentence
I beg to differ, my dear...
Fofinha is the name of the goat. That's why the word starts with a capital F... So you must keep the original form, no translation allowed...
Citação de: Sir em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 02:10
Dear foreigners: don't feel disturbed but this lousy reception. Someone opened the mental disease cage hall last week, and we're still in persuit of fugitives. If you see a guy wearing very trendy women's clothes, grab him and hit him with a stick. Then, after you've washed your hands, please drag him to the nearest moderador and\or cleaning lady. By the way, he answers to the name Freud. Sigmund Freud.
I'm not sure if this nonsensical statement is meant to attack me directly, but if that's the real purpose of its author, I must confess I feel rather shocked. The one who responds to the alias of Sir, is just a "colhãoless" guy with psychiatric issues. Don't bother reading his posts as they mean very little.
Citação de: Sir em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 02:10
Dear foreigners: don't feel disturbed but this lousy reception. Someone opened the mental disease cage hall last week, and we're still in persuit of fugitives. If you see a guy wearing very trendy women's clothes, grab him and hit him with a stick. Then, after you've washed your hands, please drag him to the nearest moderador and\or cleaning lady. By the way, he answers to the name Freud. Sigmund Freud.
bad,bad,Mary!!!!
put yourself in the corner
"This is a song for the ladies, but fellas listen closley...
You dont always have to fuck her hard,
Infact sometimes thats not right to do.
Some times you got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too.
Some times you got to squeez!
Sometimes you got to say please!
Sometime you got to say hey,
I'm gunna fuck you...softly.
I'm gunna screw you gently.
I'm gunna hump you sweetly.
I'm gunna ball you descreetly!
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sadly,
I think I got somethin in my teeth,
Could you get it out for me?
Thats fuckin team work!
Whats your favorite positsh?
Thats cool with me,
It's not my favorite,
But I'll do it for you.
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it,
But I'll order it from ZANZABAR!
And then I'm gunna love you completely,
And then I'll fuckin fuck you descreetly,
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely,
But then I'm gunna fuuuuck youuu harrrdd...harrddd---
haaaaard!"
Citação de: lost_paradise em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 13:15
Citação de: Sir em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 02:10
Dear foreigners: don't feel disturbed but this lousy reception. Someone opened the mental disease cage hall last week, and we're still in persuit of fugitives. If you see a guy wearing very trendy women's clothes, grab him and hit him with a stick. Then, after you've washed your hands, please drag him to the nearest moderador and\or cleaning lady. By the way, he answers to the name Freud. Sigmund Freud.
bad,bad,Mary!!!!
put yourself in the corner
are you seeing this people???
easy to use... in one post my friend here used two tipical portuguese expressions.
don´t try this at home...
you may
PUT WATER
Citação de: sigmund em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 02:44
Citação de: Red Light em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 01:46
CitaçãoOn the breasts of my little Fofinha
i think the word "sweetie" looks better on this sentence
I beg to differ, my dear...
Fofinha is the name of the goat. That's why the word starts with a capital F... So you must keep the original form, no translation allowed...
Sorry.. i thought that the name of your goat was
Sir and the nickname
fofinha was just a lovely way to call her in your close moments :)
Citação de: Red Light em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 14:22
Citação de: sigmund em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 02:44
Citação de: Red Light em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 01:46
CitaçãoOn the breasts of my little Fofinha
i think the word "sweetie" looks better on this sentence
I beg to differ, my dear...
Fofinha is the name of the goat. That's why the word starts with a capital F... So you must keep the original form, no translation allowed...
Sorry.. i thought that the name of your goat was Sir and the nickname fofinha was just a lovely way to call her in your close moments :)
You are totally right on one thing: Sir is probably someone's personal goat, but fortunately not mine. I don't even have a goat, I have a cow. It has great titties and I enjoy spending my spare time sucking on its nipples. I carry a picture of it with me the whole time. Wanna see?
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7206/cowgirl2wc4.jpg)
She's my own Fofinha.
Put a keep are you, to all of you...specially to The Brokeback Moderators!
the very best translation i've seen for a while : tás aqui tás a comer -> you're here you're eating.
By the way, welcome foreigners. We accept euros and dollars.
Citação de: sigmund em 30 de Agosto de 2007, 21:40
you are good as corn (és boa como o milho)
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :clap1: :clap1: :clap1: :clap1: :clap1:
very good, very good....
Citação de: Sir em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 02:10
Dear foreigners: don't feel disturbed but this lousy reception. Someone opened the mental disease cage hall last week, and we're still in persuit of fugitives. If you see a guy wearing very trendy women's clothes, grab him and hit him with a stick. Then, after you've washed your hands, please drag him to the nearest moderador and\or cleaning lady. By the way, he answers to the name Freud. Sigmund Freud.
And he is the general manager in the "Yellow House" ,a prestigious, never the less a bit dodgy institution. O0 :metal:
Alguem que me traduza isto sff :buck2:
"You're a touch overrated you're a lush and i hate it"
Thank's !
Citação de: lost_paradise em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 13:18
"This is a song for the ladies, but fellas listen closley...
You dont always have to fuck her hard,
Infact sometimes thats not right to do.
Some times you got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too.
Some times you got to squeez!
Sometimes you got to say please!
Sometime you got to say hey,
I'm gunna fuck you...softly.
I'm gunna screw you gently.
I'm gunna hump you sweetly.
I'm gunna ball you descreetly!
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sadly,
I think I got somethin in my teeth,
Could you get it out for me?
Thats fuckin team work!
Whats your favorite positsh?
Thats cool with me,
It's not my favorite,
But I'll do it for you.
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it,
But I'll order it from ZANZABAR!
And then I'm gunna love you completely,
And then I'll fuckin fuck you descreetly,
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely,
But then I'm gunna fuuuuck youuu harrrdd...harrddd---
haaaaard!"
Fabulosos Tenacious D! :bow2: ;D
Citação de: sigmund em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 15:11
Citação de: Red Light em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 14:22
Citação de: sigmund em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 02:44
Citação de: Red Light em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 01:46
CitaçãoOn the breasts of my little Fofinha
i think the word "sweetie" looks better on this sentence
I beg to differ, my dear...
Fofinha is the name of the goat. That's why the word starts with a capital F... So you must keep the original form, no translation allowed...
Sorry.. i thought that the name of your goat was Sir and the nickname fofinha was just a lovely way to call her in your close moments :)
You are totally right on one thing: Sir is probably someone's personal goat, but fortunately not mine. I don't even have a goat, I have a cow. It has great titties and I enjoy spending my spare time sucking on its nipples. I carry a picture of it with me the whole time. Wanna see?
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7206/cowgirl2wc4.jpg)
She's my own Fofinha.
Are you aware of the risks of having a cow???
Didnt you heard of the crazy cow desease???
Its very dangerous.Let me give you an advice.
You should have a cat.like this one:
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2702/catwomanpo0.jpg)
The best thing about my cat,is that she doesnt drop hair and doesnt have drastic changes of humour.
As long I give her milk,she is happy!!!
Im thinking of making procriation of cats,and in the near future I can provide you one!!!
think about it.
BTW, I remember another problem of having a cow.Where do you keep it?
Because a cow can make serious damage,in terms of shit...
Citação de: RuiS em 03 de Setembro de 2007, 20:27
Alguem que me traduza isto sff :buck2:
"You're a touch overrated you're a lush and i hate it"
Thank's !
Ninguem :cry2: :cry2:
Citação de: RuiS em 03 de Setembro de 2007, 23:45
Citação de: RuiS em 03 de Setembro de 2007, 20:27
Alguem que me traduza isto sff :buck2:
"You're a touch overrated you're a lush and i hate it"
Thank's !
Ninguem :cry2: :cry2:
Essa frase não faz sentido.
touch é tocar,overrated é sobrevalorizar.
lush tem vários significados,depende do contexto.Pode querer dizer sexy ou "és um bacano",mas a palavra lush em calão significa alcoólico...
sem fazer sentido e sem conhecer o contexto eu traduziria assim:
és um pouco sobrevalorizado,és um alcoólico(?) e eu odeio isso :crazy2:
desisto :buck2:
Citação de: lost_paradise em 04 de Setembro de 2007, 00:44
Citação de: RuiS em 03 de Setembro de 2007, 23:45
Citação de: RuiS em 03 de Setembro de 2007, 20:27
Alguem que me traduza isto sff :buck2:
"You're a touch overrated you're a lush and i hate it"
Thank's !
Ninguem :cry2: :cry2:
Essa frase não faz sentido.
touch é tocar,overrated é sobrevalorizar.
lush tem vários significados,depende do contexto.Pode querer dizer sexy ou "és um bacano",mas a palavra lush em calão significa alcoólico...
sem fazer sentido e sem conhecer o contexto eu traduziria assim:
és um pouco sobrevalorizado,és um alcoólico(?) e eu odeio isso :crazy2:
desisto :buck2:
Obrigadao ai ...
Agora tenho de ir acertar contas com uma certa menina :knuppel2:
Lush é alguém que vive para o prazer, que não perde uma oportunidade de se embebedar e flirtar por aí como se não houvesse amanhã. Se ela odeia isso, é porque gosta de ti.
Citação de: Sir em 04 de Setembro de 2007, 04:15
Lush é alguém que vive para o prazer, que não perde uma oportunidade de se embebedar e flirtar por aí como se não houvesse amanhã. Se ela odeia isso, é porque gosta de ti.
That's da spirit! :dance:
Citação de: sigmund em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 16:46
My name is Sigmund. I am the gay lord of gayfuckshire, I am half man half sheep (the rear end!!!! where I like it most) :tonge: :tonge: :tonge: :tonge:
me Rave_n... me like girls... me like sex... me do sex... me do girls
Citação de: Sir em 31 de Agosto de 2007, 02:10
Dear foreigners: don't feel disturbed but this lousy reception. Someone opened the mental disease cage hall last week, and we're still in persuit of fugitives. If you see a guy wearing very trendy women's clothes, grab him and hit him with a stick. Then, after you've washed your hands, please drag him to the nearest moderador and\or cleaning lady. By the way, he answers to the name Freud. Sigmund Freud.
harsh very harsh but sadly true sigmund is a case of going :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: after taking it ermm "p the anal passage " one time to many!! he/it/things is a case of psiciatric study the world medical council of merdaleja has requested his extredition for "the good of medical study" :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
I don´t think the book is on the table anymore...
whats goin on :dance:
is under the table :bandeiraslb2: :bandeiraslb2: :bandeiraslb2: :bandeiraslb2:
Citação de: sigmund em 29 de Agosto de 2007, 16:46
My name is Sigmund. What is your name? Where are you from? I am from Portugal. How old are you? I am 25 years old. My shoes are red. I like red. Thank you. You are welcome. Yes!
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ;D ;D ;D
cambada de kamone wannabies vou mas e para a tasca do manel da gallega buber umas loiras da vialonga e comer uns tremocos crl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Herois is gay..and rui costa to...
Citação de: Bola7 em 30 de Outubro de 2007, 13:59
I AM gay..and rui costa to...
O UNDERSCORE SEM DUVIDA ALIAS E O REI DOS GAYZOLAS AGORA DE TI AH MUITO QUE DESCONFIAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shall say this only once:
Put ache pair you!... :2funny:
Citação de: mar_vivo em 03 de Novembro de 2007, 23:46
I shall say this only once:
Put ache pair you!... :2funny:
AHAHAHAH :2funny:
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