Sport Lisboa e Benfica

Carolina Barata

Citação de: Faliro em 07 de Março de 2016, 22:58
Citação de: Carolina Barata em 07 de Março de 2016, 22:04
Faliro, our forum international super star do you know our Benfica legend Eliseu? He even has facebook page where is shown is life https://www.facebook.com/Eliseu-a-fazer-cenas-1754994371389108/?fref=ts

Eliseu running away on Gta



:2funny: Brilliant!!

wait for it

and now, Eliseu catching Tomás Taveira  ;D   


Faliro

Taveira should be knighted by the Portuguese state. I am not not sure if you have something similar to what the UK does to people when they are important, OBE, made a Sir or Lord, a Knight etc?

Cloughie

Citação de: Faliro em 09 de Março de 2016, 14:02
Taveira should be knighted by the Portuguese state. I am not not sure if you have something similar to what the UK does to people when they are important, OBE, made a Sir or Lord, a Knight etc?

Kind of. We have some Orders to distinguish some people.

Faliro

Tomás Taveira - Lord of the Portuguese Domain - (for services to amateur pornography and showing that anal sex is not a taboo and is acceptable on a first date).

paalexg

I would give Tomás Taveira the Order of Public Instruction...

:police:

sbremoved_43028

Citação de: Faliro em 09 de Março de 2016, 14:02
Taveira should be knighted by the Portuguese state. I am not not sure if you have something similar to what the UK does to people when they are important, OBE, made a Sir or Lord, a Knight etc?

We do have Honorific Orders.

Most of them are ancient military orders with a big religious connotation.

They are given by the President of the Republic.

paalexg

Citação de: Mão de Vata em 09 de Março de 2016, 14:22
Citação de: Faliro em 09 de Março de 2016, 14:02
Taveira should be knighted by the Portuguese state. I am not not sure if you have something similar to what the UK does to people when they are important, OBE, made a Sir or Lord, a Knight etc?

We do have Honorific Orders.

Most of them are ancient military orders with a big religious connotation.

They are given by the President of the Republic.
Some are given by the Duke of Braganza...

KamikazeSLB

Fuck You Gazprom! Fuck You Kassai! Fuck You Zen It! Fuck You Baby Carrot! Fuck You Giva Zero Of! Fuck You Sir-Yes-New! Fuck You George Judas Bubblicious! :metal:

Against everything and everyone we are in UCL Quarter-Finals  :slb2:

Carolina Barata

QUARTER FINALS!!! We won holocaust gas guys!!! They have Hulk but Eliseu nailed him 2 games in a row. Eliseu is a bigger beast than Hulk and kicks the ball very hard like Taveira first date anal.

This part of the forum is cool. I think i´m gonna to maintain here to don´t be banned for the third time with no reason.

Last time I was making fans, people were digging me but the administration was so Fifa. Now here I am a dude with a girls name on the nickname.


Cloughie

Another epic night.

18th presence in UCL top-8. Tied with Manchester United in 4th place. Only Real Madrid, Bayern and Barcelona ahead of us.

lost_paradise

Citação de: Carolina Barata em 09 de Março de 2016, 22:50
QUARTER FINALS!!! We won holocaust gas guys!!! They have Hulk but Eliseu nailed him 2 games in a row. Eliseu is a bigger beast than Hulk and kicks the ball very hard like Taveira first date anal.

This part of the forum is cool. I think i´m gonna to maintain here to don´t be banned for the third time with no reason.

Last time I was making fans, people were digging me but the administration was so Fifa. Now here I am a dude with a girls name on the nickname.
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

Write in English and you`ll live longer on Ser Benfiquista. Two months should be a benchmark for you.

But don`t be Inácio and compare the forum administration to fifa. That`s taking it too far.

Carolina Barata

#971
Was unfair I had many fans because of my comments!

"O Ola John tem a intensidade de um secador no primeiro botão."

"Ola John has the intensity of a hair dryer in the first button".

Arceus_17


Carolina Barata

#973
Does Mitroglou has a song like Mitroglou, I love you? that will be great!

Faliro

Another nice goal to add to the collection for Mitro! Loved the Greek flag opened up behind the goal the minute he scored.  :estrelas: